"Wildly-Odd & Wacky" Wednesday!

... "W.O.W." = ACRONYM of MY-Wednesday

(... I doN'T RECALL ever really-KNOWING the DIFFERENCE between an "ACRONYM" & an "ANAGRAM".)

... So, I looked 'em up ... at Dictionary.com:

Acronym = "A word formed from the initial letters or groups of letters of words ina set phrase or series of words and pronounced as a separate word."
((... I.e. Members--like MYSELF--of "P.A.M.A.I." ("Professional Association of Martial Arts Instructors") COMMONLY-refer to the group as "PAM-ee".))    

Anagram = "a word, phrase, or sentence formed from another by rearranging its letters."
(... I.e. "TURKISH SMARTS" --> "RAM-SHUT SKIRTS")
... THANKS, BUDDEEEEEEE!
My housemate just strolled-into my room & showed me a clip of an old 'Simpsons'-episode--that I'd SEEN--to REMIND me that I USED-to KNOW the difference.


-- "IF you are NOT WILLING-to LEARN, NO ONE can HELP you.  
... IF you ARE DETERMINED-to LEARN, NO ONE can STOP you."
(-- UNKNOWN) 

... Our life is always under construction. 
It is your "JOB" to LEARN-how to "'UN-tangle' the threads" 
and "WEAVE a 'tapestry'" that MATCHES your DESIRES.
... I LEARN MORE of/about MY "BIOPHYSICS"/"'DO's & DON'T's"/"CAN's & CAN'Ts"/"Physical-CAPABILITIES" EVERYDAY.  
... OTHERWISE, I feel I'd be "DISAPPOINTING my NERDY-glasses".


-- "A 'PESSIMIST' sees the DIFFICULTY in every OPPORTUNITY.
... An 'OPTIMIST' sees the OPPORTUNITY in every DIFFICULTY."
(--Sir Winston Churchill)

... On THAT-note, when I awoke from my TWO-DIFFERENT/-SEPARATE COMAS, I "conducted" a SELF-analysis: 
SHOULD I "go-ALONG with" the "DUMBASS-doctors" & "admit-DEFEAT" ALREADY 
OR
"'aim-for a 'DISTANT'-'VICTORY' in my REHAB"?!
(... I went with choice B.) 


-- So, I watched the HILARIOUS-film, 'Multiplicity' this morning.  It got me THINKIN' ... of MY VERY-DIFFERENT PERSONALITY-aspects: 
--> "#1" = ALL-around-/COMPLETE ME = A COMBINATION/MIX of ALL my VIRTUES & VICES
--> "#2" =  
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-- I "WHEELED-into" my OFFICE ... to "CONVERSE-with"/ANNOY my mom & MAIN-Nurse, while they ADVERTISED for my IMPENDING "NEEDED-Caregiver".
... ALSO, I sought-to "show-OFF" my AMAZING-"MENTAL math" AND STUNNING-vocabulary.  


--  ('I WILL Survive' -- Gloria Gaynor)

"At first I was afraid I was petrified

Thinking I couldn't live without you by my side

And I've been spending nights

Thinking how you did me wrong

And I grew strong

And I learned how to get alongAnd now you're back

From outer space

And I find you here with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed that stupid lock

Oh made you leave your key

If I've known for a second you'd be back to bother me

Go on now, go walk out the door

Turn around now

You're not welcome anymore

You're the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

Do you think I'd crumble

Did you think I'd lay down and die?  

2

No, not I, I will survive

Long as I know how to love

I know I'll stay aliveI've got all my life to live

And all my love to give and I'll survive

I, I, I will survive

1

It took all my strength not to fall apart

Trying' without my mind to mend my broken heart

I spent so many nights

Feeling sorry for myself, how I cried

But now I hold my head up high

And you see me, somebody new

I'm not that lonely little person who's still in love with you

Now you come dropping in     

Expecting me to be free

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for someone who's loving me

Go on now, walk out the door

Turn around now

You're not welcome anymore

You're the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

Think I'd might crumble

Did you think I'd lay down and die?

1

No, not I, I will survive

Long as I know how to love

I know I'll stay alive

I've got my life to live

And all my love to give and I'll survive

I, I, I will survive 

Go and go, walk out the door

Turn around now

You're not welcome anymore

You're the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

Do you think I'd crumble

Did you think I'd lay down and die?

No, not I, I will survive

Long as I know how to love

I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live

And all my love to give and I'll survive

I, I, I will survive

It took all my strength not to fall apart

Trying' without my mind to mend my broken heart    _______

I spent so many nights

Feeling sorry for myself, how I cried

Now I hold my head up high

And you see me, somebody new

Not that lonely little person who's still in love with you

Now you come dropping in

Expecting me to be free

but I'm saving all my lovin' for someone who's loving me

Go on and go, walk out the door

Turn around now

You're not welcome anymore

You're the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

Think I'd might crumble

Did you think I'd lay down and die?

No, not I, I will survive

Long as I know how to love

I know I'll stay alive

I've got my life to live

And all my love to give and I'll survive

I, I, I will survive

Go on and go, walk out the door

Turn around now

You're not welcome anymore

You're the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye"

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MY-version, 

'I WILL Succeed':

"At first there were comaS, I was 'ASLEEP'.  
Knowin' I would-not LIVE with-OUT my NERVES 'run-DEEP'.
So, I've been TRYIN' oh-so HARD,
Usin' good bi-oh-fih-ZIKS,
And I made 'TRICKS'

To get ALOTTA nerve-'CLICKS'!

... Soon they'll be BACK,

From 'dormant-SLEEP'.

My injury-EEZ 'stem' from 'ISSUES oh-so DEEP'.

I should've THOUGHT-to 'shoulder-ROLL', 

Or, DOUBTED my 'rih-PAIR',

If I'd KNOWN for JUST one-second that I'd NEED a wheel-CHAIR!

Come on now, gimme a TWITCH!

Any-time NOW.

... CRAP!  I caN'T reach that stupid-ITCH.  

Nonetheless, I'll NEH-VER give up & QUIT!

My ee-GO's MUCH too-BIG.

Did you think I'll FO!REVER just-SIT?!

No, not I!  I WILL Suhk-SEED!

Thanks for uh-ply-ing FIH-ZIKS!

Now I've got all I NEED.  

I've STILL-got ALL my precious-LIMBS

And my impeccable cog-NIH-SHEHN.  Sooo, 

I, I, I WILL SUHK-SEED!

It's taken ALL my MENTAL-'strength' NOT-to GIVE-UP!

I'm TRYIN'-to NOT just lie-around like a 'SHLUP'!

I've tried oh-so-MANY TIMES,

Cal-KYOO-LAY-ting ang-uhls, in my HEAD.

But now I'm SEEIN' my PRAH-GRESS!

I IGNORE my need-for REST!

If I WERE an annoying-BRAGGART, I'd slam my fist against my CHEST!

... But, I'm NOT.  ... So, I'll BLOG.

Now, my nerves ''WAKIN'-UP''!

Now, I'm SAVIN' all my ''WALKIN'' for when I CAN ah-ply FIH-ZIKS!

Come on, LEG-nerves!  ... Just 'wake-UP'!  ______

... Come-on, twitch NOW!

''Activity''s LONG-over-DUE!

I've been ''PUSHIN'' y'all LONG-enough ... to NO-ah-VAIL.

Think I'd just 'give-UP'?!

Do y'ALL think I'll SIT-down & POUT?!

No, not I!  I WILL Suhk-SEED!

Long as I have-GOT the 'DRIVE',

I KNOW I WILL Suhk-SEED!

I've got ALL my 'knowing-LIMBS'

And MUCH of my 'NAW-lehj'.  So, I'll suk-SEED!

I, I, I WILL Suhk-SEED!

LEG-nerves, GO!  'Wake-UP' & TWITCH!

'Suh-port me' NOW!

There's NO 'DEAD-nerves' any-MORE!

I woN'T LET y'all 'relax' so-MUCH all the TIME!"

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-- There's NOTHING quite as "INTENSE" as the MOMENT-of-CLARITY, when you suddenly-"SEE" what's really-POSSIBLE for you.

...    "The MORE-CLARITY you have about ... 
WHAT you WANT and WHERE you're GOING,
the LESS-TIME you spend in getting there."

(--Speaker UNKNOWN)

... How do you "BUILD CONFIDENCE?!
... By DOING what you FEAR-MOST.
(... In MY-case, THAT'd be ... "WALKING" with-OUT the SUPPORT of my walker.)     



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