... WHAT a GLORIOUS, CELEBRATED, "spot-ON", "kick-ASS" ...
8,489 DAYS of a JOVIAL-LIFE I had-HAD.
But, APPARENTLY, I was a bit TOO-DOMINANT.
(I SHRUG.)
((... I graduateD "TOP-notch" from a VERY-ESTEEMED high school (St. Thomas Aquinas VALEDICTORIAN, c/o 2003) & graduated from the ONLY-college to which I APPLIED
(Penn -- Ivy League). Yet, NOW I HAFTA-"BATTLE" a "Traumatic Brain-Injury" ... EVERY-DAY.
... I WAS a physically-ASSERTIVE "Martial Arts"-INSTRUCTOR--of ~FIVE years--at the time of my CATASTROPHIC-accident. NOW--after ~23 YEARS--I still TEACH. I just REQUIRE a 'Sempai' --> 'Sehm-PIY' --> 'ASSISTANT-teacher' ... to "TRANSLATE" & DEMONSTRATE MY DEVISED-/DESIGNED-'Jiujitsu'-techniques.
... I WAS an ACTIVE-wrestler--for EIGHT-years in/of my ATHLETIC-PRIME! NOW, I re-DIRECT my wrestling-"KNOW-HOW" into "TEACHING 'Jiujitsu'".))
... I guess--UN-fortunately--"you CAN have TOO-MUCH of a GOOD-thing".
... ''C'est la vie.''
... NOW, I must "RE-teach" MYSELF that
"EVERYTHING HAS-to come in MODERATION."
((... I USED-to PRIDE-myself on my EXCEPTIONAL-CONDITIONING/-STAMINA. (i.e. WRESTLING) NOW, I HAFTA CONSTANTLY-"call-UPON" my "BioPHYSICS-expertise" to devise SAFE & energy-CONSERVATIVE tactics for my EVERYDAY-activities.))
-- "EVERYONE's got a LITTLE 'NERD' 'in him*'."
(--'Revenge of the Nerds 3: New Generation')
(... MY referring to my ex-girlfriend: "THAT's what SHE said!")
... Regarding MY-thoughts about ANYONE who DENIES his INTELLIGENCE:
"I have a 'Kickstarter'-IDEA: I'm gonna-'START' KICKIN' your ASS!"
(--'2 Broke Girls')
________________________________________________
-- FOUR of the last-SIX times (~66.67%) I've ridden-TO my LEG-workout at 'NeuroFit 360', I've heard THIS on the car-radio:
"All I Do Is Win"
(feat. Ludacris, Snoop Dogg, Rick Ross & T-Pain)
"[Khaled] DJ Khaled!
[T-Pain] Hey! Yeah
[Khaled] We the best!
[Chorus — T-Pain:]
All I do is win, win, win no matter what
got money on my mind I can never get enough
and every time I step up in the building
everybody hands go up
and they stay there
and they say yeah
and they stay there
Up down, up down, up down
'Cause all I do is win, win, win
and if you goin’ in put your hands in the air
make them stay there
(Yeah, listen... Luda)
[Ludacris]
Ludacris going in on the verse
'Cause I never been defeated and I won’t stop now
keep your hands up put em in the sky
for the homies didn’t make it and my folks locked down
I never went nowhere
but they saying Luda’s back
blame it on that conjure
the hood call it Ludayac
and I’m on this foolish track so I spit my foolish flows
my hands go up and down like strippers booty’s go
my verses still be serving, tight like a million virgins
last time on a Khaled remix now I’m on the original version
Can't never count me out
y’all better count me in
got 20 bank accounts, accountants count me in
make millions every year, the South's champion
'Cause all I do, all I, all I, all I, all I do is...
-----------------
[Chorus]
[T-Pain] Hey! Yeah
[Khaled] We the best!
[Chorus — T-Pain:]
All I do is win, win, win no matter what
got money on my mind I can never get enough
and every time I step up in the building
everybody hands go up
and they stay there
and they say yeah
and they stay there
Up down, up down, up down
'Cause all I do is win, win, win
and if you goin’ in put your hands in the air
make them stay there
(Yeah, listen... Luda)
[Ludacris]
Ludacris going in on the verse
'Cause I never been defeated and I won’t stop now
keep your hands up put em in the sky
for the homies didn’t make it and my folks locked down
I never went nowhere
but they saying Luda’s back
blame it on that conjure
the hood call it Ludayac
and I’m on this foolish track so I spit my foolish flows
my hands go up and down like strippers booty’s go
my verses still be serving, tight like a million virgins
last time on a Khaled remix now I’m on the original version
Can't never count me out
y’all better count me in
got 20 bank accounts, accountants count me in
make millions every year, the South's champion
'Cause all I do, all I, all I, all I, all I do is...
-----------------
[Chorus]
(Win, win, who? Boss... Boss)
[Rick Ross]
Swerving in my Lolo,
head on the swivel
you know serving me’s a no no
clean as a whistle as I pull out in my Rolls Royce
yellow bone passenger they see it, they say oh boy!
tell Khaled back it up, my niggas call me Loco
down for armed trafficking, don’t make me pull that fo-fo
ask you what you laughing at (what?)
represent that mud life
dirty money bitch you better get your mud right
we come together holding hands and holla thug life
we are strapped in all black
it’s like thug life
(all we do is win)
you riding the what
'Cause we riding the night
now she's riding with me 'cause you wasn’t riding right
ROSS...
[Chorus]
[Snoop Dogg]
heat in the Kitchen, pot on the stove
water getting boiled, dope being sold
snoopy in the hoopty, system overload
I’ve been running this rap game since I was 20 years old
I hung with the worst of them
bust till I burst em up
floss em up, toss em up, hardaway, boss em up
pardon me I bossing up pressure up, bless ya bruh
don’t mess with us
we like the U in the 80’s
back to back set a trap
hit the lick, hit it back
hit the trick, jump the track
bitch I want my money back
time and time again while I’m sipping on this gin
Al Davis said it best, just win baby win
[Chorus"]
_____________________________________________[Rick Ross]
Swerving in my Lolo,
head on the swivel
you know serving me’s a no no
clean as a whistle as I pull out in my Rolls Royce
yellow bone passenger they see it, they say oh boy!
tell Khaled back it up, my niggas call me Loco
down for armed trafficking, don’t make me pull that fo-fo
ask you what you laughing at (what?)
represent that mud life
dirty money bitch you better get your mud right
we come together holding hands and holla thug life
we are strapped in all black
it’s like thug life
(all we do is win)
you riding the what
'Cause we riding the night
now she's riding with me 'cause you wasn’t riding right
ROSS...
[Chorus]
[Snoop Dogg]
heat in the Kitchen, pot on the stove
water getting boiled, dope being sold
snoopy in the hoopty, system overload
I’ve been running this rap game since I was 20 years old
I hung with the worst of them
bust till I burst em up
floss em up, toss em up, hardaway, boss em up
pardon me I bossing up pressure up, bless ya bruh
don’t mess with us
we like the U in the 80’s
back to back set a trap
hit the lick, hit it back
hit the trick, jump the track
bitch I want my money back
time and time again while I’m sipping on this gin
Al Davis said it best, just win baby win
[Chorus"]
... MY version/revision, entitled
''All I'll Do is WALK'':
"[RIGHT-leg:] 'LEFT-leg!'
[LEFT-leg:] ''SUP?!'
[RIGHT-leg:] ''Let's team-UP!''
[CHORUS:]
All I'll do is walk, walk, WALK no matter WHAT!
Got PHYSICS on my mind. EE-ven-SHOO-lee, it'll WORK!
When I REALLY-concentrate ALL my THOUGHTS,
My legs hold me, as I STAND-UP!
... And, they stay-STRONG!
... So, I say 'YEAH!'
... And, they're STILL STRONG!
STAND-FALL, STAND-FALL, STAND-FALL!
'Cuz all I'll do is walk, walk, WALK!
And, IF I'm gonna maintain BAH-LEHNS with my-STEPS,
I must weight-SHIFT!
(YEAH! Listen, TURK!)
Turkish D.**'s ''walkin'' WELL for a CHANGE!
My HIGH-sense of PRIDE woN'T let me stop NOW!
Bend my LEGS, as I STAND with a STRAIGHT-BACK!
That DAMN car-CRASH tem-per-AYR-ih-LEE 'cut' ALL m' NERVES.
First, I was in TWO-COMAS.
Soon, I'll be WALKIN' AGAIN,
'Cuz of my CONSTANT-'DRIVE'!
MY mind sayS, ''It aiN'T no THANG!''
But, it'll be TOUGH-'work', so I HAFTA TRY-to NOT-TIRE!
My weight shifts BACK n' FORTH, as I STEADILY-'WALK'.
DoN'T EVER-doubt me, Y'ALL!
I KNOW I WILL SUCCEED! And, chances ARE
... That I'm smartER than thou ... at PROB & STAT!
'Cuz ALL I'll do, all I, all I, all I, ... ALL I'll DO IS
[CHORUS]
(Walk, WALK, WHO?! ... Turk. ... TURK!)
Leanin' as I 'GAL-LUP',
Gait's gettin' SHAKY.
But, my FALLING's NOT an OPTION.
''Steady as a beatin' drum'', as I STRAIGHTEN my POSS-CHUR,
I show my 'Neural-doc' my 'WALK'. She says, 'Oh, NICE!'
I'll re-PEAT my STEADY-trek ... just to prove 'twas no-FLUKE!
'Down' for a 'T.B.I.', doN'T DOUBT my bio-FIH-ZIKS!
WHY areN'T you acknowledging ME? (WHY?!)
... Do I 'leave you speech-LESS'?!
I've GOT the WILL. Now, I've GOTTA-get my MIND 'RIGHT'!
My nerves MUST come-together, to 'WORK' as ONE!
I'm TIRED-of SITTING-in my CHAIR!
... 'Tis BORING-LIFE!
(ALL I'll do is WALK!)
Y'all hearin' me NOW?!
'Cuz I'm DETERMINED-to 'WIN'!
... Now I'm REALLY-showing with STABLE-STRIDES!
TURK!
[CHORUS]
Boogers on my nose, kleenex on the TABLE.
ALOTTA snot's stickin' to my NOSE,
As the TISSUES are just-OUTTA m' REACH! _______
I'm FINALLY seein' PROGRESS, now that I'm 30 years YOUNG!
I've 'SURVIVED' the WORST of TALES!
''There's NOWHERE to go but UP!''
Pardon my TRUANCY! But, my nerves kinda-SUCK!
DoN'T DOUBT my-'DRIVE'!
I WILL 'TRIUMPH' in my 30s!
Step-by-step I will 'TREK'.
In 'Martial Arts', I WILL KICK
Some METAPHORICAL-'BUTT'!
Time, I WANT my LEG-strength BACK!
Time & time AGAIN, I'll be YEARNING-to 'WIN'.
My trainers say it BEST: 'Just WALK, buddy. WALK!'"
_______________________________________________Got PHYSICS on my mind. EE-ven-SHOO-lee, it'll WORK!
When I REALLY-concentrate ALL my THOUGHTS,
My legs hold me, as I STAND-UP!
... And, they stay-STRONG!
... So, I say 'YEAH!'
... And, they're STILL STRONG!
STAND-FALL, STAND-FALL, STAND-FALL!
'Cuz all I'll do is walk, walk, WALK!
And, IF I'm gonna maintain BAH-LEHNS with my-STEPS,
I must weight-SHIFT!
(YEAH! Listen, TURK!)
Turkish D.**'s ''walkin'' WELL for a CHANGE!
My HIGH-sense of PRIDE woN'T let me stop NOW!
Bend my LEGS, as I STAND with a STRAIGHT-BACK!
That DAMN car-CRASH tem-per-AYR-ih-LEE 'cut' ALL m' NERVES.
First, I was in TWO-COMAS.
Soon, I'll be WALKIN' AGAIN,
'Cuz of my CONSTANT-'DRIVE'!
MY mind sayS, ''It aiN'T no THANG!''
But, it'll be TOUGH-'work', so I HAFTA TRY-to NOT-TIRE!
My weight shifts BACK n' FORTH, as I STEADILY-'WALK'.
DoN'T EVER-doubt me, Y'ALL!
I KNOW I WILL SUCCEED! And, chances ARE
... That I'm smartER than thou ... at PROB & STAT!
'Cuz ALL I'll do, all I, all I, all I, ... ALL I'll DO IS
[CHORUS]
(Walk, WALK, WHO?! ... Turk. ... TURK!)
Leanin' as I 'GAL-LUP',
Gait's gettin' SHAKY.
But, my FALLING's NOT an OPTION.
''Steady as a beatin' drum'', as I STRAIGHTEN my POSS-CHUR,
I show my 'Neural-doc' my 'WALK'. She says, 'Oh, NICE!'
I'll re-PEAT my STEADY-trek ... just to prove 'twas no-FLUKE!
'Down' for a 'T.B.I.', doN'T DOUBT my bio-FIH-ZIKS!
WHY areN'T you acknowledging ME? (WHY?!)
... Do I 'leave you speech-LESS'?!
I've GOT the WILL. Now, I've GOTTA-get my MIND 'RIGHT'!
My nerves MUST come-together, to 'WORK' as ONE!
I'm TIRED-of SITTING-in my CHAIR!
... 'Tis BORING-LIFE!
(ALL I'll do is WALK!)
Y'all hearin' me NOW?!
'Cuz I'm DETERMINED-to 'WIN'!
... Now I'm REALLY-showing with STABLE-STRIDES!
TURK!
[CHORUS]
Boogers on my nose, kleenex on the TABLE.
ALOTTA snot's stickin' to my NOSE,
As the TISSUES are just-OUTTA m' REACH! _______
I'm FINALLY seein' PROGRESS, now that I'm 30 years YOUNG!
I've 'SURVIVED' the WORST of TALES!
''There's NOWHERE to go but UP!''
Pardon my TRUANCY! But, my nerves kinda-SUCK!
DoN'T DOUBT my-'DRIVE'!
I WILL 'TRIUMPH' in my 30s!
Step-by-step I will 'TREK'.
In 'Martial Arts', I WILL KICK
Some METAPHORICAL-'BUTT'!
Time, I WANT my LEG-strength BACK!
Time & time AGAIN, I'll be YEARNING-to 'WIN'.
My trainers say it BEST: 'Just WALK, buddy. WALK!'"
-- LATE last night, I WATCHED*** my mom's 'alma mater'--University of Wisconsin--a #7 seed--MIRACULOUSLY-"UPSET" Xavier--a #2 seed in a "Round of 32"-game of the "NCAA Basketball Postseason-Tournament"**** on a game-WINNING 3-pointer ... at the BUZZER ... just ~14 seconds AFTER the SAME-player TIED the game with ANOTHER-"TREY"!
... The WIN puts the UW Badgers in a "Sweet 16"-game against #6 Notre Dame on FRIDAY.
... Shooting-Guard Bronson Koenig did NOT hesitate in "firing-UP" an off-balance "TREY"--off a "SCREEN"--as time EXPIRED!
... I CONTINUED my JOVIAL-morning by "'RECTALLY-THROWING' an 'EXCRETORY-EXTRAVAGANZA'" ... AFTER my "SECOND-breakfast".
(--Samwise, 'Lord of the Rings')
-- IF a friend is having a "break-DOWN", I'd offer-THIS:
"I'm NOT-great at the ADVICE.
... Can I interest you in a SARCASTIC-comment?!"
(--Chandler, 'Friends')
(... .............
-- ("WONDERINGS" --> Facebook)
-- "Men & women of all AGES
Leave your mark upon these PAGES.
... But, NOT with prose resembling THAT
Of people as they stop to CHAT.
Arrange your words in flowing-LINES
Like LOFTY-poets' neat-DESIGNS.
Begin, & push your fears AWAY.
9Your writing will not go-ASTRAY."
(--Albert Einstein)
KEY
* = 'Tis a METAPHORICAL "him". 'Tis the BROAD-/ GENERAL-article for "that-PERSON".
(... I do NOT "swing THAT-way".)
** = My MUSICAL-parody name shall be "LLTD":
"Ladies Love Turkish Delight".
*** = LATELY, if I WATCH an athletic-event on TELEVISION, the OUTCOME of the game TENDS-to be rather UN-favorable.
**** = 'Tis known as "March MADNESS". ... Since the WRESTLING-playoffs occur SIMULTANEOUSLY, I definitely-PREFER "March MAT-NESS".
(... Even-THOUGH my FAVORITE NCAA-wrestling team--University of MINNESOTA--"struggled-MIGHTILY", I STILL "value 'WRESTLING' OVER 'BASKETBALL'".)
...
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