MATH? ... WHERE?!

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"Nature called" REALLY-frickin' EARLY (~3:15 am)!  
So, AFTER my EARLY, COMMENDABLE "TREK", I STRUGGLED 
...
to fall-BACK asleep.

... I GUESS 'tis a PSYCHOLOGICAL-issue.


-- So, WHILE I was AWAKE, I decided-to 
... 
apply some REVISED song-lyrics to MYSELF:



"U + Me = Us (Calculus)"
(by 2getHER ... from SAID-film)

"I'm losing my hair
and my vision is shady
Last night I dreamt 
of an over weight lady 

But I need a young thang
to keep up with my pace
to hold me in her arms
and take me straight to second base. 

I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Sing it Chad for me
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us 

Oh yeah, calculus... 

Yeah, we're 2gether, we're 2gether 

[Rap:]
Girl, algebra, trigonometry
can never equal up to what you do to me
so, let's integrate
don't differentiate
If you were in my class
there's ain't no way I could pass I hate english, gym
& not to mention 
I can't even afford to pay my attention 
(can't pay my attention)
not even philosophy can ever come between us
but we will always have our calculus. 

I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us 

Calculus, calculus
Go go go go go
Ooh baby, oh lord
U + me = us 

Well I've never been good at history
& I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to cosines, I know a thing or 2
& I kicked ass on the test about me & you 

I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us 

U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us
U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us
U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us 

Oooh
Girl, no subject comes close to you
2gether, sing it 

I know my calculus 

I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Say I know my calculus
it says u + me = us 

Calculus"

((... I CHOSE/LIKE the song, ... 'cuz IT's about MATH (DUH!), & the film is HILARIOUS!)

(... MY Version:)

'Stable FOUNDATION' (GEOMETRY)

"I've lost my BAH-LEHNS,

& my posture is SHAKY.

It seems my last WALK

went-through an earth-QUAKY.

Ya see, I've gotta BUH-LEAVE

that my HARD-work'll 'RE-WARD';

will-'support me' as I 'TREK'

to the GOAL I'm ''FIGHTIN'-TOWARD''.

I KNOW 'Bio-FIH-ZIKS'!

WITH it my LEG-nerve soon CLICKS!

SHOW 'em, LEGS, for me.

I KNOW 'Bio-FIH-ZIKS'!

WITH it my LEG-nerve soon CLICKS!

O yeah, MATH & SCIENCE ...

Yeah, stable-'foundation'.

[Rap:]

Legs, WEIGHT-shifts & TRIH-GHUHN-AH-MIH-TREE

hafta EQUAL-up in order-to STAY-buh-LIZE ME

So, let's keep back-STRAIGHT!

DoN'T dis-kuhm-bob-yuh-LATE!

IF I give-UP on my TALKIN',

then there's NO-WAY I'll have the 'drive' for my WALKIN'! 

Plus, let's NOT FOR-GHET:     

I've got ONE 'GOOD-leg', but I NEED a complete-SET!

(NEED a complete-SET)

NOT my MANY setbacks could EVER-HALT my TRYIN'!

Angles & Geometry

My LEGS & nerves NEED more-STRENGTH!

Angles & Geometry

My LEGS & nerves NEED more-STRENGTH!

Go TRIG-uhn-AH-muh-TREE!

Go, go, go, go, GO!

Ooh, ANGLES!  Ooh, MATH!

Stable-FOUNDATION!

Well, I've ALWAYS-been GREAT with NUMBERS!

You ask, 'HOW could he do MATH, while he SLUMBERS?!'

With biophysics, I KNOW HOW-to APPLY 'EM.

While 'WALKING', there's NO-time to STAND, ... & think 'UUUMMM.'

I KNOW 'Bio-FIH-ZIKS'!

WITH it my LEG-nerve soon CLICKS!

I KNOW 'Bio-FIH-ZIKS'!

WITH it my LEG-nerve soon CLICKS!

'TRY', 'PLUS'-sign, 'TIME', 'EQUAL'-sign, 'WALK'
'TRY', 'PLUS'-sign, 'TIME', 'EQUAL'-sign, 'WALK'
'TRY', 'PLUS'-sign, 'TIME', 'EQUAL'-sign, 'WALK'

Oooh!
Legs, no INTR'ST means MORE than YOU!
LEG-nerves, MOVE-IT!

I KNOW 'Bio-FIH-ZIKS'!

WITH it my LEG-nerve soon CLICKS!

MY, I KNOW 'Bio-FIH-ZIKS'!

WITH it my LEG-nerve soon CLICKS!

BIIIOOO-FIH-ZIHKS!" 

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-- "SPEECH Therapy" went WELL.

'Twas SLIGHTLY-shortened, 'cuz of HER BUSY-schedule.  But, we used our time WISELY.

(... LINGUAL-/TONGUE-movement, RECITING POLYsyllabic-words ... LOUDLY, SAYING short-sentences, counting ALOUD)

-- "Martial arts"-class (JUST viewing ... & "peanut gallery"-COMMENTING was "SOLID". 
(... The KIDS are REALLY doing WELL!)

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