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= "Tough Gains Initiate Forces"
-- "Assumptions are rarely facts.. If we are pre-occupied with 'JUDGING',
and demanding things on our terms, we are not available for 'LOVING'.
That is a fact. ... You, SERIOUSLY, have NO-idea what people are DEALING-with in their personal-lives. ... So, just be-NICE. ... It's THAT-simple."
(--UNKNOWN)
... UN-fortunately, I WAS far-MORE EM-pathetic than I am NOW. ... NOW, I am just very SYM-pathetic.
... My LAST-girlfriend--to/about ME: "Sooo, BOTTOM-line, you're just-'PATHETIC'. ... I concur."
ME--to her: "Aaah, CLEVER homonymnal-'BURN'! (SNIFF SNIFFLE) But, ya know what HURTS the-MOST?! ... It's the LACK-of RESPECT!"
Her: (AUDIBLE-giggle)
... My LAST-girlfriend--to/about ME: "Sooo, BOTTOM-line, you're just-'PATHETIC'. ... I concur."
ME--to her: "Aaah, CLEVER homonymnal-'BURN'! (SNIFF SNIFFLE) But, ya know what HURTS the-MOST?! ... It's the LACK-of RESPECT!"
Her: (AUDIBLE-giggle)
-- "I am NOT 'LOOKING-to' ESCAPE my-'DARKNESS'.
... I AM 'LEARNING-to' LOVE-MYSELF there."
(--Rune Lazuli)
-- What-WHAT?! I JUST-heard a "DING"--indicating 'tis
"RHYME-TIME".
Ergo, ... I shall-GO ... with what I KNOW:
"I am SINGLE & 'ah-LONE'
... Therefore, let's MINGLE, & go-'BONE'!
... Quiet, PRICK! Don't be CRASS!
... Or, I'll 'KICK your ASS'!
Let's in-SPECT my 'rih-FORM'.
I ex-PECT I'm 'far-from' ... 'the NORM'.
... I DO-like NUMBERS.
After I 'POO', you should call the PLUMBERS.
I love-to EAT ... real-FOOD!
... 'Tis quite a TREAT! ... It improves my-MOOD!
Since I can't yet TALK, I'm in quite a ... 'BIND'.
... If I spoke, y'all can't MOCK ... what's 'on my MIND'.
Don't 'JUDGE' me by my 'CHAIR'!
... I'll NUDGE my chin. ... But, please don't STARE!
I cannot over-STATE that ... with math I ex-CEL!
... At my 'solving-RATE', there's no-price at which I would SELL!
-- "Patience, kindness and compassion are qualities of the heart made manifest by our actions."
(--Harold W. Becker, 'The Love Foundation')
... I DO possess UN-ending "KINDNESS" & "COMPASSION" ... & SYMPATHY. ... I'm TRYING-to RE-build my "PATIENCE".
-- SHAME-on ME ... for FORGETTING-to DO my "SPEECH-homework" ... until ~30 minutes BEFORE "class".
... So, after I brushed my teeth, I--almost-INSTANTLY--thought-of a "tongue-twister for 'C' & 'G':
" Clark --the Colossally-Curt Guy with Glasses--Gave Cute Gifts to the Kind-Girls. "
(... DAMN, I'm GOOD!)
... "LITTLE did I KNOW" that I had--ACTUALLY--already-COMPLETED my "homework".
(... I had-FORGOTTEN from YESTERDAY.)
...
"Girls, Could y'all Kindly-Curtsy out-of Courtesy & Contentment? ... And, Guys, Gulp as y'all Go-to Grab your Gonads."
But, my SPEECH-Therapist did-NOT APPROVE-of my "GONADS"-remark. So, I "went-WITH" my/the "Clark"-one. (... which MAY have-been a-BIT AUTO-biographical)
... FRIDAY's SPEECH-homework -- "'tongue-twister' with 'F':
"Freddie Ferociously- & Furiously-Flicked his ForeFinger Forty-Five times ... Furtively ... SSSHHH! ... as he Fried Filet-mignon."
-- I NEEDED my FRIDAY-dose of the HILARIOUS standup-show 'Whose Line is it Anyway?'-reruns.
('Tis SUPPOSED-to be COMICAL!)
... "Hoedown" about MY-REHAB:
"My 'nerve-reactions' ARE rather-'IFFY'. 'Tis quite FRUS-TRATING.
... Nonetheless, they're definitely gettin' STRONGER.
Ladies, ... notice my improving-'CONDITIONING':
... WOWZA! My-''STAMINA's'' gettin' LONGER!"*
... "I really-wanna 'sidestep' gravity. It always holds-me DOWN.
... No, I'm NOT-talkin' moonwalk. I just-wanna SWIM.
Aaah, if-only I could randomly-TALK,
... I'd emphasize my 'switching-topics' ... 'on a WHIM'."
... (OOOH! I didN'T realize the proper-FORMAT -- "a a b b", NOT "a b a b"!)
"I'm really quite-social. I really-miss 'my-PEEPS".
... At-least y'all can no-longer complain-about my back, when I walk--'It STEEPS.'
Also, 'PROPS' to my 'Speech-Therapist' for improving my LIPS.
... More-'PROPS' to my gym for stabilizing my HIPS!"
... So, after I brushed my teeth, I--almost-INSTANTLY--thought-of a "tongue-twister for 'C' & 'G':
" Clark --the Colossally-Curt Guy with Glasses--Gave Cute Gifts to the Kind-Girls. "
(... DAMN, I'm GOOD!)
... "LITTLE did I KNOW" that I had--ACTUALLY--already-COMPLETED my "homework".
(... I had-FORGOTTEN from YESTERDAY.)
...
"Girls, Could y'all Kindly-Curtsy out-of Courtesy & Contentment? ... And, Guys, Gulp as y'all Go-to Grab your Gonads."
But, my SPEECH-Therapist did-NOT APPROVE-of my "GONADS"-remark. So, I "went-WITH" my/the "Clark"-one. (... which MAY have-been a-BIT AUTO-biographical)
... FRIDAY's SPEECH-homework -- "'tongue-twister' with 'F':
"Freddie Ferociously- & Furiously-Flicked his ForeFinger Forty-Five times ... Furtively ... SSSHHH! ... as he Fried Filet-mignon."
-- I NEEDED my FRIDAY-dose of the HILARIOUS standup-show 'Whose Line is it Anyway?'-reruns.
('Tis SUPPOSED-to be COMICAL!)
... "Hoedown" about MY-REHAB:
"My 'nerve-reactions' ARE rather-'IFFY'. 'Tis quite FRUS-TRATING.
... Nonetheless, they're definitely gettin' STRONGER.
Ladies, ... notice my improving-'CONDITIONING':
... WOWZA! My-''STAMINA's'' gettin' LONGER!"*
... "I really-wanna 'sidestep' gravity. It always holds-me DOWN.
... No, I'm NOT-talkin' moonwalk. I just-wanna SWIM.
Aaah, if-only I could randomly-TALK,
... I'd emphasize my 'switching-topics' ... 'on a WHIM'."
... (OOOH! I didN'T realize the proper-FORMAT -- "a a b b", NOT "a b a b"!)
"I'm really quite-social. I really-miss 'my-PEEPS".
... At-least y'all can no-longer complain-about my back, when I walk--'It STEEPS.'
Also, 'PROPS' to my 'Speech-Therapist' for improving my LIPS.
... More-'PROPS' to my gym for stabilizing my HIPS!"
KEY
* = I find 'risqué'-JOKES ... HUMOROUS.
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