BASICALLY, "BEAUTY's in the eye of the BEHOLDER."
Or, "to EACH his/her OWN".
I had a GREAT time last night!
… More IMPORTANTly, my brother ENJOYED HIS little sendoff-soiree'!
(AUDIBLE, ANGRY sigh of EXASPERATION & FRUSTRATION)
So, I--patiently--waited 'til my OTHER-nurse had FINISHED my FIRST-"meal" of the day. Then, I held up my right hand & stared at my right wrist. (… Now, I have explained to her … 1, 2, 3, … 5 DIFFERENT FRICKIN' times ALREADY that THAT gesture/hand-signal ALWAYS means: "When's my NEXT 'feeding'?") Seeing as she had NOT written my "'Feeding'-SCHEDULE" on my "REMINDER-Board"--which I've "ONLY" told her THREE times that she MUST do that BEFORE everything/anything ELSE, I VOICED the question "ALL?", while I pointed to my stomach. NOT understanding me, ('SALAK!' = PHONETICALLY = 'Sah-LAHK!' = Turkish for 'STUPID/DIM-WITTED!'), she "packed-up" her supplies to leave. I LOUDLY grumbled & FRUSTRATINGLY--yet CALMLY--VERBALLY asked, "When--ALL", as I--VOCIFEROUSLY--pointed toward my midsection. FINALLY--after NINE of HER "Speech-MISUNDERSTANDINGS", she got my letter-board--MUCH to my CHAGRIN. (… I have been TRYING-to AVOID using my "letter-board" … to PROMOTE the development of my MOUTH-muscles.) After she FINALLY "understood" to write my "FEEDING"-times, I closed my eyes to "RE-harness my QI" (because I was growing IMPATIENT). DURING which, she FOOL-HEARTEDLY stammered-out to ask me--in a WHISPER (AAARRRGGGHHH!): "OH! Are you ASLEEP?" … FINALLY--after ~20 EXTRA-minutes of her "PUTZIN'"-around, I "SPELLED-out WHEN I would like my "FEEDINGS" today.
To keep myself (SOMEWHAT-)BUSY" & ENTERTAINED, I played some Minesweeper, researched SPORTS-info, emailed friends & watched the GREAT COMEDIC-Improv show 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?'!
(… Also, I watched a PHENOMENAL/INSPIRING film--'The
Theory of EVERYTHING'--about the FELLOW-SPECTACULAR-minded, FELLOW-INVALID Stephen Hawking!)
Be THANKFUL for/of what you are NOW. But, KEEP "FIGHTING" for what you WANT to-be … TOMORROW.
(… Hey, … I'm ALIVE. YIPPEE! … Now, I WANT-to RE-develop the SKILLS I once-HAD & … FURTHER-"build-upon" 'em!)
'Tis DIFFICULT to make a change when you're hating your
CURRENT circumstance(S). When you're there, you tend to
focus on the PROBLEM instead of the SOLUTION. (…Thus,
I've--DESPERATELY--been TRYING-to CONCOCT a
theorem/algorithm/EXPLANATION as to HOW/WHY my
LEGS--TEMPORARILY--do NOT work--PROPERLY--to their
"FULL-potential".)
(INTERNAL-diatribe:)
"(… Audible-SIGH!) C'mon, A.J. Focus-on an ANSWER!
Everyone KNOWS--EXCEPT my PREVIOUS God-AWFUL
(MEDICAL) 'doctors' that you're an 'ANOMALY'. Thus, this
shaN'T be a 'COMMON'-problem with a 'STANDARD-solution'.
'Tis VERY 'MULTI-VARIABLE Calculus'-esque--YOUR-
'SPECIALTY'. (ANOTHER AUDIBLE-sigh) ALAS! With what
has ALWAYS been your case with MATH, YOU prefer
ACCURACY over SPEED. Ya see: THAT's 'an
arrow that cuts BOTH ways' … in that
1) 'Tis GOOD that you wanna/HAFTA be CORRECT.
2) 'Tis BAD that you--STILL--LACK much PATIENCE."
(METAPHORICALLY)-- you simply made
peace with it? It doesn't mean you have to like it, just call a
truce to make room for better things to come.
"Your 'CROWN' has been BOUGHT & PAID-FOR. 'Put it on
your head, & WEAR it" … PROUDLY.
(-- Dr. Maya Angelou)
…
So, last night I HOSTED a "Going-AWAY-Party" for my
VISITING-brother, before he left for 'Turkiye' TODAY.
He had a GREAT-time!
(… YESSS!)
… I ALSO enjoyed the FESTIVITIES … EXCEPT-for ONE guest
… of whoM--I was, SECRETLY, NEVER a "big-FAN".
… Anyway, last night he REALLY displayed his TRUE
"DOUCHE-BAGGERY" by--REPEATEDLY--pointing his
finger in my face, laughing & yelling TO/AT me: "HA-HA! In
YO' FACE!"
((… MIRACULOUSLY/"LUCKY for HIM", I "held-BACK" my
"martial arts"-INSTINCT to "KICK his ASS!" (literally AND
metaphorically))
… (COUGH … COUGH! ASSHOLE!) JUST had-to "CLEAR my
THROAT".
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