… Just NOW--at ~3:30 am EST, my "stomach's RUMBLING" INTERRUPTED my "SHEEP-COUNTING".
"How RUDE!"
(--Michelle, 'Full House')
… So, I summoned my Caregiver … from his LOUD-snoring (… which I had WISELY SEMI-"masked" with my door CLOSED) to "just TRY" my "EXCRETORY-EXPERTISE" at this UNGODLY-hour.
… Lo & behold, DESPITE my DOUBTS, "SCIENCE 'WON'!"
MORAL
DAMN you, A.J., for QUESTIONING "Science"!
… APPARENTLY, I'm "SUFFERING" from a FORM-of "P.E."
(… RELAX, LADIES! 'Tis "Premature … Evacuation" … of my BOWELS!)
(… HEY! "When 'the MOOD' STRIKES" …)
…
Saturday, November 28, 2015
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