"Just another MANIC-Munday!"

… "(I) Wish it were SUN-day!
… 'Cuz that's my FUN-day!"
(--The Bangles)


(INSPIRED-by the THEME-song from the CLASSIC-show--'Saved by the Bell':)
(… 'Tis ENTITLED 'Saved by my Legs':)

"When the 'neural-messages STALL',
So, it looks like I just might FALL,
And, I'm frustrated & gettin' kinda MAD.
By the time I 'harness my 'QI'
And dry-off my PEE,
I'm hunched-over my walker with a CUR-VING BACK!
Iiittt'sss ALL-RIGHT, 'cuz I'm SAVED by my LEGS!

If my leg-nerves fail me NOW,
It'd be pointless to BOW,
'Cuz I'd end-up sprawled all-over the GROUND.

Tryin' to keep my back STRAIGHT,
So, it ain't curved like an 'EIGHT'. 
If, I make it to my chair, it'll be ALRIGHT. 
Iiittt'sss ALL-RIGHT, 'cuz I'm SAVED by my LEGS!

It's ALL-RIGHT, 'cuz I'm SAVED-by MY …
It's ALL-RIGHT, 'cuz I'm SAVED-by MY …

IIITTT'SSS AAALLLLLL-RIGHT, 'cuz I'm … SAVED by my LEGS!"



(… ORIGINAL: 

SAVED BY THE BELL Theme Song When I wake up in the morning And the 'larm gives out a warning I don't think I'll ever make it on time By the time I grab my books And I give myself a look I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess And my dog ate all my homework last nite Riding low in my chair She won't know that I'm there If I can hand it in tomorrow, it'll be all right It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell )

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… Now, ANOTHER musical-revision from MY EVER-Creating mind, ENTITLED ''Workin' Ev'ree Day'':

(… INSPIRED-by 'Manic Monday'--APPROPRIATELY-named--by The Bangles)

"Six o'clock already

I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Valentino
By a crystal blue Italian stream

But I can't be late
'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made

It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday

Have to catch an early train
Got to be to work by nine
And if I had an airoplane
I still couldn't make it on time

'Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what I'm gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there

It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday

'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday

All of the nights
Why did my lover have to pick
Last night to get down?
Doesn't it matter
That I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down

He tells me in his bedroom voice
"C'mon honey, let's go make some noise"
Time it goes so fast
(When you're having fun)

It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday

I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
It's just another manic Monday"

(…''Workin' Ev'ree Day'':)

"Three o'clock already

I was just catchin' up on my e-MAILS.
Gotta keep friends informed,
So, they doN'T think I grew any TAILS.
Gotta get to my GYM
'Cuz I really wanna strengthen my LIMBs.
These are the DAYS,
When my promising-future wasN'T such a HAZE.

I'm just workin' like EV'REE DAY.
I wish it were a 'Walk-SPREE DAY',
'Cuz that'd be 'GLEE-DAY'!
My 'Run & Scream WHEEEE'-DAY!
I'm still ''Workin' Ev'REE DAY''!

Hafta get to my gym by THREE,
So, I can avoid the needed late-FEE.
But, if I still drove my sport-utility CAR,
From said workout-stuff I'd never be very-FAR.Ya' see I'm already quite-STRONG,
But, I need-to RE-develop my flex-ih-bihl-ih-TEE.
I know I caN'T be WRONG.
My 'trunk-control' is weak, you'll SEE.

Of all re-PAIRS,
Why'd it hafta be that-TIRE
To ex-PLODE?
It DID mat-TIHR,
'Cuz God knows phih-SICS.
…I, too, know SCIENCE.
But, there's much I caN'T con-TROL.
As I progress, praise will ex-TOLL."

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I awoke with an "URGE to URINATE".

So, I "WALKED" to my TOILET … to "make it RAIN" … urine--NOT cash.

(… AGAIN, I am VERY-ENCOURAGED with/by my pain-LESS "TRUDGING"!)

… I played ALOTTA "Minesweeper" … IN my CHAIR, … as I watched 'NUMB3RS' from ~9:00 am to ~11:00 am.

… 
After a ROUSING-game of Scrabble during my "SPEECH-Therapy", I "added-IN" some "Occupational-Therapy" by INDIVIDUALLY-"picking-UP" & "placing-IN the 'tile-bag'" 48 tiles/pieces … with my LEFT-hand.  

ALSO, I finished-EATING … by MOUTH …  the LAST … three bites of my scrambled eggs while my EVENING-nurse SIMULTANEOUSLY "fed me"--via G-tube.

… 
Did y'ALL hear THAT … my AUDIBLE-sigh of RELIEF?!
(… My mom RECENTLY-agreed that my newEST-employee … kinda-SUCKS!)
I agreed-to TOLERATE-him for a FEW-days, while we search for a NEW-one.)

P.S. When I HAD-to URINATE at ~1:00 am … "LATE last night"/"EARLY this morning", I DECIDED-to "WALK" 'a mi banyo' … DESPITE my EXTREME-fatigue … to "TEST KARMA".  … Well, I guess that "the planets ARE PROPERLY-aligned", 'cuz upon my RETURN the Broncos had JUST-completed their overtime-VICTORY.

YYYEEESSS!

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