So, I awoke at ~6:15 am … from an "URGE to 'answer Nature's call' to my 'URINARY-DISPENSE system'".
(… To the LAY-man, "I HAD-to PEE".)
As sleepy--AND tired--as I was, my "STRIVE for physical-BETTERMENT" "PUSHED-me" to "suck it UP" & "WALK" the 64 STEPS to my "porcelain-THRONE".
… Based-SOLELY-upon MY actions in the past …
("Carry the 1.")
… 11,179 days, I'd CONCLUDE that a MAJOR-"impetus"/-"'DRIVING'-force"/-stimulus/-motivation of/behind MY "SUCCESS" is ...
my-own HIGH-level of PRIDE.
'Tis NOT that I "give MUCH of a SHIT" how OTHERS "JUDGE" ME. I just KNOW my-OWN "potential for AMAZEMENT", … 'cuz "THAT's kinda 'my THING'".
So, I'm ALWAYS "pushing for MORE"!
DESPITE my FAVORITE athletic-teams' RECENT-struggles, I'm ACTUALLY in a fairly-GOOD mood!
((… There's no real-EXPLANATION. (I "file" a "LINE of 'FAUX'-cocaine". SSSNORT!) I'm "'HIGH' on LIFE"!))
…
"… If you doN'T take the OPPORTUNITIES that are 'in-front of you', how are you REALLY gonna expect to 'GET-anywhere'?!"
(--NEW U.F.C. Women's Bantamweight Champion Holly Holm)
((… The "Bantamweight"-Division has a 135-lb limit. … The last I WOULD qualify at THAT weight, I WRESTLED in the "135-lb weight-class" my senior-year of high school (February, 2003). Also, I didN'T qualify AGE-wise 'til April of '03. … FINALLY, I'd be DIS-qualified, due-to my "Adam's apple"
…
AND EX-ternal genitalia.
…
By ~11:45 am, I had--ALREADY--"WALKED" to "SECRETE some URINE" AND to "Evacuate my Excretory-Excess".
((… Over the course of the LAST … (OLD-School CALCULATOR noise) 2,689 days, I've BIOPHYSICALLY-concluded that I should NOT "WALK" to my "porcelain-THRONE", WHEN I hafta "go #2". I REASONED this, 'cuz I TIGHTEN my anal-sphincter*, as I "TRUDGE-along".
… Ergo, my biophysical-ailmentS are BEYOND logical scientific-EXPLANATION.
(… Is my "Lavatory-SUCCESS" a "SIGN" that my gastro-intestinal ailments are--FINALLY--SOMEWHAT-"HEALING"?!
… If so, … YESSSSSSS!)
(… "BABY-Steps!")
… I demonstrated FURTHER-evidence of my G.I.-IMPROVEMENT by NEAR-flawlessly EATING--by MOUTH--TWO fried-eggs.
… SIMULTANEOUSLY, I "SCHOOLED" my "Speech Therapist" in Scrabble.
((… During SAID game, I--VERBALLY--explained my CHUCKLE:
"How IRONIC that I scored the "LEAST"-possible double-digit points (10) with the word 'LEAST'?!))
…
GREAT workout--yet AGAIN, A.J, at "NeuroFit 360"!
NOT ONLY did I SLOWLY yet STEADILY--& SMOOTHLY--"WALK" into & out-of my GYM, but I surprised … MYSELF with some FANTASTIC "ARM-work"!
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(INSPIRATION:
'Y.M.C.A.' by The Village People)
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel...
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive ...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...
Y.M.C.A....you'll find it at the Y.M.C.A.
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
Y.M.C.A....you'll find it at the Y.M.C.A.
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
Y.M.C.A....just go to the Y.M.C.A.
Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel...
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive ...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...
Y.M.C.A....you'll find it at the Y.M.C.A.
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
Y.M.C.A....you'll find it at the Y.M.C.A.
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
Y.M.C.A....just go to the Y.M.C.A.
Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
(MY version … entitled,
'WHAT You Must-Do':)
"CRIH-puhl, you can't always be SAD.
'Tis your per-son-AH-lih-tee to always be GLAD.
I said, CRIH-puhl, you're doin' well … NOT BAD.
There's NO-NEED to constantly be MAD.
CRIH-puhl, … do ya want some rih-SPECT?
I said, CRIH-puhl, … praise you'll cah-LECT.
As long as you're there, 'your spirits will RISE'.
You help kids reach 'martial arts'-HIGHS!
It's fun to envision WHAAAAAT You MUST DO!
It's fun to envision WHAT You MUST DO!
There are so many kids to in-SPIRE
To be ACTIVE rather-than to rih-TIRE!
It's fun to envision WHAAAAAT You MUST DO!
It's fun to envision WHAT You MUST DO!
You can frequently-TEACH. You will always-LEARN.
Soon, your physical-limits will 'TURN'!
CRIH-puhl, there's no need to stay-DOWN!
I said, crih-PUHL, doN'T make me push you 'round TOWN!
I said, crih-PUHL, you've GOTTA 'run' for your GOALS!
But, you've gotta 'keep this in MIND'!
Although you ARE very 'STRONG',
I said, crih-PUHL, this MIGHT take forever-LONG.
But, by PRACTICING my 'WALK' instead-of ''takin' a RIDE'',
I'm sure--in time--you'll 'lengthen your STRIDE'.
It's NICE you re-ah-lize WHAT YOU MUST DO!
It's NICE you re-ah-lize WHAT YOU MUST DO!
There are so many kids to in-SPIRE
To be ACTIVE rather-than to rih-TIRE!
'Tis comforting to see WHAT YOU MUST DO!
'Tis comforting to see WHAT YOU MUST DO!
You operate some 'TEAMS'. You frequently 'TALK'.
With-OUT assistance you'll soon WAAAALK!
Young 'CRIP', I wouldN'T wanna 'BE in your SHOES'.
I caN'T imagine how OFTEN you 'sing the BLUES'.
NO ONE can understand all the 'hurdles' you SEE.
Thus, IGNORE all the 'faux'-ehm-pah-THEE'!
Just interpret it as sihm-pah-THEE!
You're, STILL, ridiculously-smart, so I'm full-of EN-VEE!
A 'NORMAL'-dude would shy-AWAY from what you must DO!
'LessER-beings' are inspired-by YOU!
It's COMFORTING you know WHAT YOU MUST DO!
It's COMFORTING you know WHAT YOU MUST DO!
You must have ALOTTA TENSION!
As your employees CLEARLY-NEED much ah-TTENTION!
WHAT YOU MUST DO!… You know WHAT YOU MUST DO!
Young 'CRIP', young 'crip', you shaN'T stay 'DOWN'!
Young 'CRIP', young 'crip', get yo' butt OFF da' GROUND!
WHAT YOU MUST DO! Just do WHAT YOU MUST DO!
Young 'CRIP', young 'crip', opportunities ah-BOUND!
Young 'CRIP', young 'crip', it's amazing you hear all-SOUND!
WHAT YOU MUST DO! Just do WHAT YOU MUST DO!
Young 'CRIP', young 'crip', areN'T you ready to STAND?!
Young 'CRIP', young 'crip', from your 'WALKING-voyage' you must 'LAND'!"
'Tis your per-son-AH-lih-tee to always be GLAD.
I said, CRIH-puhl, you're doin' well … NOT BAD.
There's NO-NEED to constantly be MAD.
CRIH-puhl, … do ya want some rih-SPECT?
I said, CRIH-puhl, … praise you'll cah-LECT.
As long as you're there, 'your spirits will RISE'.
You help kids reach 'martial arts'-HIGHS!
It's fun to envision WHAAAAAT You MUST DO!
It's fun to envision WHAT You MUST DO!
There are so many kids to in-SPIRE
To be ACTIVE rather-than to rih-TIRE!
It's fun to envision WHAAAAAT You MUST DO!
It's fun to envision WHAT You MUST DO!
You can frequently-TEACH. You will always-LEARN.
Soon, your physical-limits will 'TURN'!
CRIH-puhl, there's no need to stay-DOWN!
I said, crih-PUHL, doN'T make me push you 'round TOWN!
I said, crih-PUHL, you've GOTTA 'run' for your GOALS!
But, you've gotta 'keep this in MIND'!
Although you ARE very 'STRONG',
I said, crih-PUHL, this MIGHT take forever-LONG.
But, by PRACTICING my 'WALK' instead-of ''takin' a RIDE'',
I'm sure--in time--you'll 'lengthen your STRIDE'.
It's NICE you re-ah-lize WHAT YOU MUST DO!
It's NICE you re-ah-lize WHAT YOU MUST DO!
There are so many kids to in-SPIRE
To be ACTIVE rather-than to rih-TIRE!
'Tis comforting to see WHAT YOU MUST DO!
'Tis comforting to see WHAT YOU MUST DO!
You operate some 'TEAMS'. You frequently 'TALK'.
With-OUT assistance you'll soon WAAAALK!
Young 'CRIP', I wouldN'T wanna 'BE in your SHOES'.
I caN'T imagine how OFTEN you 'sing the BLUES'.
NO ONE can understand all the 'hurdles' you SEE.
Thus, IGNORE all the 'faux'-ehm-pah-THEE'!
Just interpret it as sihm-pah-THEE!
You're, STILL, ridiculously-smart, so I'm full-of EN-VEE!
A 'NORMAL'-dude would shy-AWAY from what you must DO!
'LessER-beings' are inspired-by YOU!
It's COMFORTING you know WHAT YOU MUST DO!
It's COMFORTING you know WHAT YOU MUST DO!
You must have ALOTTA TENSION!
As your employees CLEARLY-NEED much ah-TTENTION!
WHAT YOU MUST DO!… You know WHAT YOU MUST DO!
Young 'CRIP', young 'crip', you shaN'T stay 'DOWN'!
Young 'CRIP', young 'crip', get yo' butt OFF da' GROUND!
WHAT YOU MUST DO! Just do WHAT YOU MUST DO!
Young 'CRIP', young 'crip', opportunities ah-BOUND!
Young 'CRIP', young 'crip', it's amazing you hear all-SOUND!
WHAT YOU MUST DO! Just do WHAT YOU MUST DO!
Young 'CRIP', young 'crip', areN'T you ready to STAND?!
Young 'CRIP', young 'crip', from your 'WALKING-voyage' you must 'LAND'!"
…
"Later that night,
I held an atlas in my lap,
ran my fingers across the whole world
& whispered,
'Where does it HURT?'
Everywhere
Everywhere
EVERYWHERE."
(--Warsan Shire)
(… To be HONEST, I experience/undergo/WITHSTAND the MOST/ONLY "pain" BOTH in my HEART & my EGO/PRIDE.)
(… Would "EGO" be the ACCURATE/CORRECT term?!
… 'Tis MORE-about "my PSYCHE".)
P.S. FUNNY side-note:
How IRONIC that when I FIRST-started my Karate-training at the TENDER-age of SEVEN, my dojo was at the
…
"Y.M.C.A.!"
KEY
* = The HUMAN-body contains OVER 50 "sphincters",
KEY
* = The HUMAN-body contains OVER 50 "sphincters",
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