"Ya know, (A.J.), just when I think you couldN'T … POSSIBLY-be … any DUMBER, …
you go-out & do sumthin' like this,
…
&
TOTALLY-REDEEM yourself! … Ha HA!"
(--Harry Dunne, 'Dumb & Dumber')
… I've made an INORDINATE-number of IN-correct guesses. (… I COULD BLAME my "T.B.I.". But, 'tis time I started "takin' some RESPONSIBILITY" for MY errors.)
"On the OTHER hand", I've ALSO "jumped-to COUNTLESS CORRECT conclusions". (… I'd DEFINITELY claim THOSE!)
(… There are TOO-MANY of MY accomplishments to LIST, so "I'll SPARE y'ALL" the DETAILS. But, just KNOW/REMEMBER: There are ALOTTA VIRTUES to/of ONE Altan J. Kaynatma.)
…
ANYWAY, so I had a FANTASTIC-time at the Miami Heat (basketball) game LATE last night!
I went-TO 'el juego con mi compan(tilde)ero de piso y' my Caregiver at ~6:15 pm for the 8:00 game. Seeing as 'el equipo de Miami'--NORMALLY/USUALLY is WAY-BETTER than their WINLESS-opponents (the 76ers), I pondered IF & WHEN we should leave-EARLY … to AVOID the CROWD.
(… The drive-THERE took ~65 minutes.)
BUT, STRANGELY/SURPRISINGLY/UPSETTINGLY, the Heat trailed by 17 points EARLY.
I DEBATED-over "making an EARLY-departure", but I "hung-IN there"".
… SURE-ENOUGH, the HOME-team CAPITALIZED on some BAD decision-making & POOR time-management by the "76ers" allowed the "Heat" to "pull-off" a SPECTACULAR 22-point turnaround!
… 'Twas a PHENOMENAL-game ... at a FABULOUS-arena … with STUPENDOUS-company!
(… MY group of THREE met TWO friends there.)
…
I went-OUT for a SPLENDID "brunch" at a NEARBY diner with my housemate & Caregiver … to meet a friend from high school & her husband. I ate--by MOUTH--my USUAL "restaurant-order" of "two scrambled-HARD eggs".
After I gave EACH person a "thumbs-UP" AFTER his/her respective food-request, I VERBALLY-explained (My housemate "FROWNS-on" my use of my "letter-board". … "You're a GOOD-man, Charlie Brown.")--to my friend--that "Since I caN'T really taste--YET, I like-to 'live VICARIOUSLY through my friends'."
…
(RANDOM)
"I'm thinkin' about gettin' METAL-legs.
It's a RISKY-operation. … But, it'll be WORTH it."
(--J.P., ''Grandma's Boy'')
…
('Hotline Bling' by Drake)
You used to call me on my, you used to, you used to
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before ________
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you, you, you
You and me we just don't get along
You make me feel like I did you wrong
Going places where you don't belong
Ever since I left the city, you
You got exactly what you asked for
Running out of pages in your passport
Hanging with some girls I've never seen before
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
These days, all I do is
Wonder if you bendin' over backwards for someone else
Wonder if your rollin' backwoods for someone else
Doing things I taught you gettin' nasty for someone else
You don't need no one else
You don't need nobody else, no
Why you never alone
Why you always touching road
Used to always stay at home, be a good girl
You was in the zone
You should just be yourself
Right now, you're someone else
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city."
(MY version, entitled 'Casual Walk':)
"You USED-to support me as, you USED-to, USED-to
You USED-to support me, as I WALKED,
Back straight, with my eyes still UP.
Sup-PORT me … as … I … WALK.
Strong nerves THROUGH-out my LEGS.
I really-seek that struttin'-WALK. (WALK)
I've gotta 'back' my braggin'-TALK. (TALK)
I really-seek that struttin'-WALK. (WALK)
I've gotta 'back' my braggin'-TALK. (TALK)
*
Ever since my ac-cih-DENT, YOU
Need assistance with everything … NOW.
Everybody knows, & they hurry-AWAY.
LEGS, you 'let me DOWN', & NOT lit-er-ah-LEE.
'Tis NOT that I'm givin'-up, 'cuz I'm NOT.
'Tis just that your IN-activity makes me SIGH.
Then, thinking of POTENTIAL brings an emotional-HIGH.
Why, y'see that 'twinkle in my EYE'?!
You USED-to 'show-OFF' at Kah-rah-TEE.
… 'Cept-for when I was drivin'-HOME.
Why didN'T I … just … WALK?!
… 'Cuz it's a 20-minute DRIVE.
As much as I wanna jump, I'll WALK.. (WALK)
Soon, I'll regain my TALK. (WALK)
Before I run, I hafta WALK. (WALK)
With strong NERVES, I'll WALK. (WALK)
…"
(… To be CONTINUED)
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