…
So, REGRETTABLY, it's been
2,556 DAYS, or 365 WEEKS & 1 DAY (DoN'T forget the "Leap Year"), (whichever y'ALL PREFER) ("To EACH his OWN") since MY CATASTROPHIC, CATACLYSMIC, DEATH-DEFYING, LIFE-ALTERING car-accident,
((… Feel free to "TEAR-up". … (SHRUG) Shit, I WILL.))
(… ALAS! My T.B.I. does NOT--YET--ALLOW me to CRY. But, if I COULD, I'd "SHED a TEAR" for NOT "throwing a 'shindig'/'soiree'", simply 'cuz it would be MORALLY- & ETHICALLY-WRONG. I'm SURE it'd be EERILY-similar to a "PITY-party".( : ( )
… Also, what ASSUMPTIVE-BULLSHIT!
I looked-up the police-report of my DREADED-accident. It ERRONEOUSLY ASSUMED & stated that I was NOT wearing my seat-belt, when I'm POSITIVE I WAS!
(… UN-fortunately, I doN'T REMEMBER the DAY! But, I DO know my TENDENCIES/QUIRKS. I ALWAYS "BUCKLE-UP for SAFETY" … even NOW in my WHEELCHAIR!
… PLUS, the FORCE of the tire-EXPLOSION & the ANGLE of my THRUST/EJECTION OUT my vehicular-window made it COMPLETELY-INdeterminable to KNOW whether SAID "belt" was FASTENED!
(… I VEHEMENTLY-RESENT such a RIDICULOUS & FAULTY CONCLUSION!)
…
"I had determined to go as far as declaring in abstruse and puzzling utterances the future causes of the 'common advent', even those truly cogent ones that I have foreseen. Yet lest whatever human changes may be to come should scandalise delicate ears, the whole thing is written in nebulous form, rather than as a clear prophecy of any kind."
(--Nostrdamus)
((…. "Just 'SMILE & NOD'", 'cuz even I--BARELY--understand it. I just like it, 'cuz
1) It's the GREAT Nostradamus.
2) It KINDA "echoes" MY emphasis on
"Do as I say, NOT as I DO."
(… SHIT! NO it doesN'T. THAT would make me "PROPHET"ic.)
… JUST, interpret that as y'ALL see fit.)
…
"It's ALWAYS THERE. … THAT's what happens with heartbreak."
(--Abby Wambach, U.S. National Women's Soccer STAR-reserve/-veteran on her previous World Cup loss … FOUR years ago)
…
I "celebrated" by doing my BEST-version/-demonstration of "UN-assisted STANDING & SOLO MINI-stepping" … AIDED--SLIGHTLY--by a CANE … at "NeuroFit 360".
(… YAY for PROPER "WEIGHT-shifting"!)
… I "flashed-BACK" to my SIXTH-grade-"Language Arts" class: Well, I was SEMI-bored, so--RATHER THAN "doodling" … OR "picking my 'SHNOZ'" (NEITHER is really "MY … STYLE".)--I STARTED-ON my "European History A.P." homework by researching the "withdrawal of state-support from the 19th century Anglican Church" … OR "antidisestablishmentarianism".
(… YAY for "memory-RETRIEVAL"!)
((… I got a bit of "a LINGUISTIC-erection"! (--Seth MacFasrlane, 'Inside the Actors Studio'))
P.S. Yes, I consider MYSELF--despite my LACK OF "military-experience"--a "VETERAN", 'cuz I've been "BATTLING" a "LAUNDRY-LIST" of SERIOUSLY-TRAUMATIC/-UNFORTUNATE injurIES for SEVEN F---IN' YEARS!
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Monday, July 6, 2015
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