Friday, July 31, 2015

HOPEFULLY, the SMALL "wins" NOW "add-up" …

… to "the ULTIMATE-VICTORY"!


So, I BEGAN my day a TAD EARLY (at ~5:55 am), 'cuz THAT's just how I am.
(The "shift-CHANGE" is at 6:00 am, so I EVEN beat THAT!)

"'EARLY to BED
& EARLY to RISE'
make a man HEALTHY, WEALTHY & WISE."
(--Benjamin Franklin, FOUNDER of "University of Pennsylvania"--my ESTEEMED college)

((… Well, SHIT!  I'm, TYPICALLY, "A BIT of a 'NIGHT-OWL'".
I DO tend-to NOT "sleep-IN" … 'cuz my DAMN-mind REFUSES-to "CHILLAX"!
OTHER-THAN my VERY FAULTY, TRAUMATIZED LEGS & UNRELIABLE, "SPOTTY" MEMORY, I'm in "TIP-TOP" SHAPE!  NOT-to brag, but I am … BEYOND a "VERY-comfortable" financial "state-of-AFFAIRS".
I've "LONG" (WAY PRE-accident) "DAZZLED people" with MY UN-believable--yet UN-mistakeable--INTELLIGENCE … of too-MANY areas/topics/issues/subjects.))
… Ergo,
(PERSONAL-REVISION:)

"'LATE to BED' + 'EARLY to RISE' make da' man (ME)
(5/8) HEALTHY, (9/8) WEALTHY & (7/4) WISE".
(--Benji FrankAY w/ editing by YOURS TRULY)
(… MATHEMATICALLY, I'm "3 & a HALF" TIMES the NORMAL/AVERAGE "HUMAN"!)

...
I DID "earn" a "'SMALL' (TEMPORARY) win", when my MAIN-nurse recently told me that--since my EXTERNAL stomach-bleeding was a RANDOM-/FLUKE-occurence … As I SAID/NOTED/INSISTED, ... my "G.I. 'Doctor'" will WAIT to "DRILL YET ANOTHER/NEW HOLE in my stomach"/"RE-place the 'G-tube'-site".

… I discussed with my MAIN-nurse WHAT I STILL MUST-DO/-WITHSTAND … regarding SAID "G-tube"-area:
-- Practice EXTREME-"care for"/-"protection of" the site … WITH a THICK/HEAVY "BACK-brace/-support" wrapped-AROUND my LOWER-"trunk" … that I, ACTUALLY, use ONLY to "CUSHION" my "PEG-tube"-area & NOT to SUPPORT my back.
-- Wait (SIGH!  "STORY of MY rehab-program") for the INEVITABLE RE-"drilling" of a (NEW) "peg-HOLE" … in my stomach.
-- (TEMPORARILY) LIMIT my EATING--via MOUTH--to FURTHER "PROTECT" my "tube-AREA".


I did ALOTTA PHENOMENAL/AWE-INSPIRING/ACTUAL WALKING @ "NeuroFit 360" TODAY!  … I WALKED-across the LENGTH of the training-facility (~120 feet) … with ONLY a CANE-like pole--to LEAN-on … & the owner standing-BESIDE me--as a SAFETY-precaution.
(… YEEESSS!  YAY!)

… So, after a "LONG & EVENTFUL day" of "WALKING", TALKING & "BALKING"--at my UN-fortunate/IMPENDING "Gastro-Intestinal" "INEVITABILITIES",
"I bid you 'ADIEU'.




… EXCUSE ME!
I SHOULD've LED/BEGUN with this:

"T.G.I.F." 
("Thank Goodness It's Friday!")

Needless to say, I've GREATLY-APPRECIATED my RECENT visitors!
((… "The CREATOR" (--'The Matrix Reloaded') … of MY BLOG … stopped-by THURSDAY … for the FIRST-time in a LONG-while!))

… My greeting to EACH & EVERY visitor of mine:
(… OF COURSE, A.J. speaks in THIRD-person, & he refers to himself/THEMSELVES as a COLLECTIVE-group.)
"You see US as you WANT-to see us … in the SIMPLEST-terms, in the most CONVENIENT-definitions.  But, what WE found is that EACH-one of US ("The ROYAL 'we'.  The EDITORIAL …"--The DUDE, 'The Big Lebowski') is a 'BRAIN' … & an 'ATHLETE' … & a 'BASKET-CASE' … a 'PRINCESS' (… I FLAIL my hair BACK … & FORTH.) … & a 'CRIMINAL'."
(--'The Breakfast Club')



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