"'MORNING!
And, my bladder gives-out a WARNING
And, I don't think I'll ever make it on-TIME.
By the time I create a schedule of my daily activi-TEE,
And I 'have my morning-PEE,
I'm on my laptop just in time to see my CAREGIVERS SWITCH-SHIFTS!
It's … ALL-RIGHT,
… 'Cuz I'm SAVED by my LEGS!
If my Speech-therapist 'pops a TEST',
I know I'm in a MESS,
And I haven't cogently spoken in EIGHT YEARS.
'Chillin'' in my wheel-CHAIR,
She won't know that I'm THERE.
If I don't beat her in Scrabble, it'll be ALRIGHT.
It's ALRIGHT, 'cuz I'm saved by my legs.
It's … ALL-RIGHT,
… 'Cuz I'm saved by my
… 'Cuz I'm saved by my
… IIIttt'sss AAALLL-RRRIIIGHTTT,
… 'Cuz I'm SAVED by my LEGS!"
(… So, my legs ARE--IRONICALLY--still good for SOMETHIN'!
WHEW!)
P.S. MY 'lil Morning-Melody was an ADAPTATION of the theme-song from the (GREAT) show 'Saved by the Bell'--only based-/centered-upon …
MY LIFE.
P.P.S HHHMMM, WHO would be MY "Kelly Kapowski"?!
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