Life-"RULES":

…
(ALAS, I'm CURRENTLY-/TEMPORARILY-paralyzed.  BUT, I devised wayS to MAINTAIN my EXCEPTIONAL PHYSICAL-/ATHLETIC-PROWESS.  … I FORMALLY-exercise my--now SUB-par LIMBS--FOUR hours … AND attend/TEACH "martial arts"-class THREE hours … each & EVERY week.)

-- "(ONLY) Sometimes you can'T 'OUTRUN' your 'DEMONS'.
So, you might as well turn-around, & 'give 'em HELL'."
(--Author UNKNOWN … by me)
(… If I were to interpret this LITERALLY, I--TEMPORARILY--can-NOT "RUN" at-ALL, so I have NO-CHOICE BUT to "give my LEGS HELL".)



(I tell my 'Karateka'--during my TEACHING--to NOT hesitate to INTERROGATE-me about my many strange, but KICK-ASS, techniques.)

-- Do NOT be EMBARRASSED of your-OWN ignorance.
Simply ASK-QUESTIONS, & the ANSWERS will "put you 'in the-KNOW'".



(SSSHHH!  I like-to TELL people I didN'T study to accomplish my NUMEROUS ACADEMIC- & "MARTIAL ARTS"-ACCOLADES.  But, in ACTUALITY, … 

"'EXCELLENCE' is NEVER an accident. It is ALWAYS the 

result of HIGH-INTENTION, SINCERE-EFFORT and 

INTELLIGENT-EXECUTION.  

It represents the WISE-choice of many alternatives." 

~ Aristotle



My housemate--to ME--about my mentioning my POSSIBLY-

"SKIPPING" my LEG-workout to just "shoot the proverbial 

'SHIT'" at HOME:
"Life's too short. That's not a prediction."

(--The Oracle, 'The Matrix Reloaded')





My EX-girlfriend--who's three years oldER than I--to ME:

"It seems that every time we meet, I have nothing but bad 

news. I'm sorry about that, I surely am. But for what it's 

worth, you've made a believer out of me. Good luck, kiddo." 

(--The Oracle, 'The Matrix Revolutions')



(WHEN I WALK--UN-assisted--at home, … & my housemate 

WITNESSES my "FROLICKING":)

My housemate (as Seraph)--to ME: "Did you always KNOW?"

MY reply (as The Oracle): "Oh, NO.  No, I didN'T.  But, I BELIEVED.  … I believed."
(--'The Matrix Revolutions')


((… AFTER MY--FUTURE-walking … & stumbling, my housemate (as The Architect) remarks to ME:))
"You played a very-DANGEROUS 'game'."
My REPLY … as The ORACLE: 
"'CHANGE' always IS."
(--'The Matrix Revolutions')



"For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you 

want to be. There’s no time limit.  Stop whenever you want. 

You can change or stay the same.  There are no rules to this 

thing.  We can make the BEST or the WORST of it.  I hope 

you make the BEST of it.  And, I hope you see things that 

startle you.  I hope you feel things you never felt before. I 

hope you meet people with a different point of view.  I hope 

you live a life you’re proud of.  If you find that you’re not, I 

hope you have the courage to start all over again." 

~ Eric Roth, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, 'Drunk 

History'

((… MY interpretation:

(In PHONETIC Turkish: HAVE 'BYOOK TOHP-lahr!'

= HAVE 'BIG BALLZ!' = SLANG for "Be BRAVE!"))



(… You caN'T CHANGE what's goin' on AROUND you, 'til 

you START-CHANGING what's goin' on WITHIN you.)


… Be a "DO-er" … not JUST a "TALK-er".


… I took said "DOING-advice" "to heart" yesterday, when I--

RANDOMLY/"NOT in SPEECH-Therapy"--ate (via MOUTH) 

TWO scrambled eggs.  

… "'PRACTICE' makes (CLOSE-to) 'PERFECT'."


Give people ADDITIONAL "CHANCES", 'til they PROVE they NO-LONGER deserve 'em.
(… Today I HAD-to "TERMINATE the employment" of one EX-employee, 'cuz he--like a RUDE, ORNARY, IRRESPONSIBLE DUMBASS--saw "NO BIG DEAL" with his LEAVING MY house & going to a restaurant!)
(… On THAT note--among MANY, "PEACE" & "Good RIDDANCE!")



...

… What?! "Ya think you're BETTUH than (I am)?!"

… (--''There's Something about Mary'')


"The ONLY 'impossible-journey' IS 
… the one you NEVER-begin."
(--Tony Robbins)

(… Ergo, "SUCK … it … UP", 
"step-UP to the plate" … with CONFIDENCE
& "FACE the challenge … head-ON!")



(SADLY, I am "a SHADOW of the man I ONCE was".)

In the space between then and now, there's a lifetime. 


It's the difference between the one you leave behind,


and the path you choose to walk now.


It's the gap between who you thought you were 


and who you choose to be.

((… I INTEND-to "KEEP-moving … in a POSITIVE-direction" 

… towards my dream(S).))


ME (EXCITEDLY): "I can 'SEE-myself' WALKING & TALKING … & EATING … & DRINKING … & DANCING."

My housemate--to ME: "You have the sight now, Neo. You 

are looking at the world without time."

(--Oracle, 'The Matrix Reloaded')

"We can never see past the choices we don't understand."

MY response: "A) It's ALL-about CONFIDENCE.  2) NOT-

EVEN my EX-'doctors' could 'UNDERSTAND' HOW I '

function'.  



I "schemed-to" "STIMULATE my BOWELS":
AFTER my (weekly-)"UPPER body"-workout, I asked my Caregiver to scramble TWO eggs.  I ATE 'em … via MOUTH.  APPROXIMATELY 27 minutes later, I "UNLEASHED a BARRAGE of EXCREMENT" … into my TOILET.
SUCCESS!
(… WAY to UNDERSTAND & PREDICT your-OWN ENIGMATIC digestive system, A.J.!)
… ME--to HATERS/DOUBTERS: "You think your SHIT don't STINK?!"
(--''There's Something About Mary'')

… 'Tis a GOOD-thing that I'm "biologically-/medically-/healthily-WISE, 'cuz my "EVENING-"/"OTHER-"nurse was ~40 minutes LATE.  
(… AUDIBLE-SIGH)
Nonetheless, I "REGULATED" my digestive system withOUT any medicinal-"HELP".

…
"You know what there aren't ENOUGH OF … that I wanna see MORE OF?!
…
MEATS on a STICK!"
(--Mary, as she eats a CORN DOG, ''There's Something about Mary'')


(… Since they're ALEADY so MESSY … & 'tis NECESSARY to CONSUME 'em with TWO-hands, how 'bout 'GYROS' on a stick?!  … And, DIP 'em in 'yogurt'?!)

(… DELICIOUS!)



...

ALAS! "Money (DEFINITELY) does (NOT) buy HAPPINESS."

…
(Upon visiting my house, a buddy remarked:)
"WHOA!  I've always wanted to live here.
I always thought a CELEBRITY--like Clay Aiken--lived here."
(--'The Benchwarmers')

… Yes, my FANTASTIC Legal-team judiciously/RIGHTFULLY "won me" "a BUTT-load"(--'2getHER') … of MONEY.  
… HOWEVER, they did/could NOT get me NEW, WORKING LEGS.
Thus, DESPONDENT-A.J. MUST do the "WORK" to RE-establish his PREVIOUS AMAZING LEG-strength … him-SELF!
(… A.J. likes to refer-to HIMSELF in third-person … to APPEAR more OBJECTIVE.)

…
"Well, we're all pretty-BIZARRE.  Just, some-of-us are better at HIDING-it.  That's all."
((--Andy the wrestler ("an ATHLETE"), 'The Breakfast Club')… "EACH ONE of us (ESPECIALLY ME) is 
a PRINCESS (How's my HAIR?!),
an ATHLETE, 
a BRAIN,
a BASKET-CASE, 
a CRIMINAL." 
… "You see us (the COLLECTIVE "we") as however you want to see us."
(--Brian--"the BRAIN"))


...
"You know MY motto:
'CHOs BEFORE HOs'.  
… 'CHos' are 'CHORES'."
(--NEW Captain, 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine')

(… MUCH to MY chagrin, I MUST "conduct" MY household- & business-RESPONSIBILITIES BEFORE "tackling my ROMANTIC-desires.)
(… AUDIBLE SIGH)


"The ETERNAL-mystery of the world is 
… its 'COMPREHENSIBILITY'." 
(--Albert Einstein) 
(… ENJOY Mr. Einstein's DELIBERATE IRONY/REDUNDANCY!)
… NOBODY will EVER COMPLETELY-understand WHY/HOW I--a "T.B.I."-victim--am ALIVE … & STILL PROGRESSING … OVER SEVEN YEARS after my death-DEFYING incident!)


So, today I went-in for a podiatry-checkup.  
((… RELAX!  During my time/stay in "HELL", 
(… Read as "Florida Institute of Neurologic Rehabilitation".) (… UGH!  A "chill just went down my spine".)
numerous DIFFERENT "IMBECILES"/"RUDE, INCONSIDERATE workers would--VIOLENTLY/"BLINDLY" step-ON my toes … of BOTH feet!
… WHO has the BRAIN-injury?!)



My "SPEECH-Therapist" complimented my CONTINUOUSLY-IMPROVING "LINGUAL-movement".
(… "LINGUAL" = "Of or pertaining to the TONGUE")
I ATE--via MOUTH--two scrambled eggs.
(… I EAT AT LEAST THREE-times per week.  … "PRACTICE makes--CLOSE-to--PERFECT.")
(… "THAT's what SHE said!")


I--ONLY--exercised at my gym for ~40 minutes--per my nurse's ORDERS, 'cuz I've been experiencing LEGITIMATE, "ON-OFF" PAIN in my LEFT, SURGICALLY-repaired HIP.
(… HONESTLY, 'twas NOT-really "EXERCISING".  I just STRETCHED … BOTH hips.)



P.S. MOST of the movies I quote are on TV--AT THE TIME of my "blogging".  So, I'm not COMPLETELY-"RANDOM".
(… The KEY-wordS are "MOST", "COMPLETELY" & "RANDOM".)
… The OTHER-quotes I just REMEMBER, … cuz MY mind's QUITE … WEIRD .  I have a VERY-SELECTIVE & -"SPOTTY" memory.


...

AW, CRUD!

…
I'm actually VERY-THIRSTY right now!

WHAT to DO?!


...

Which way is "UP"?!

… ''It's a GREAT Day for … UP!'' 
(BOOK by Dr. Seuss)
(… Every NEW DAY starts a NEW-ADVENTURE!)


"You can never go back? Yeah, sure, but sometimes you've 

got to go-BACK … to actually move-FORWARD.  … We can 

'go-BACK' … to see where you came from … where you've 

BEEN, how you GOT-here, see where you're GOIN'.  … 

All you need is the right attitude."

(--Matthew McCaughnehey, '2016 Lincoln-MKC Hybrid'

commercial)


… I am a MAN of (CAUTIOUS) OPTIMISM.

(… ALWAYS have-BEEN)

I TEND-to undertake a NEW-task … only AFTER I--

QUICKLY--MENTALLY--calculate/quantify the 

ODDS/STATISTICS of a SUCCESSFUL-result.


… THEN, I "weigh the GOOD versus the BAD" to determine 

IF said TASK is WORTH my EFFORT/UNDERTAKING.


… 
"BELIEVE you can, & you're HALFWAY-there."

(--Teddy Roosevelt)

… PLUS: "'KNOWING' is HALF the battle."(--'G.I. Joe')

… Ergo, I'm gonna HAFTA-ADD to the ABOVE ACTION-

based EQUATION:

"CONFIDENCE (= 1/2) + KNOWLEDGE (= 1/2) + POSITIVE-

ACTION (= 50%) = 'AMISH-SUCCESS'"

(…"We--Amish--do EVERYTHING just-as GOOD as you … 

then HALF."--Ishmail, 'Kingpin')


(… "There is a 'FORCE' inside you, that is 'GREATER' than 

any 'OBSTACLE'."--Christian D. Larson)



… "'HARDSHIPS' often PREPARE 'ORDINARY-people' for 

an 'EXTRAORDINARY-destiny'."

(--C.C. Lewis)

(… Seeing as  I'm--ALREADY--an "EXTRAORDINARY"-

person, THAT would make MY destiny … WHAT? 

… SEMI-PHENOMENAL?!)


…

"All I NEED are some ('nerve-STRONG' LEGS), a (POSITIVE 

attitude), & I'm FINE!"

((--Jeff Spicoli, (REVISED), 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High'))


… 

"RESULTS will show-UP, when you DO."

(… I NEVER "back-DOWN" from a CHALLENGE.")



…

"Of course, there ARE people who say that 
'PROGRESS is PAINFUL.'  … But, I'd bet THOSE IDIOTS never had-to live with a (shoulder AND knee) full-of METAL."
(--Tony Stark, 'Iron Man 3')





CONCLUDING Remarks:

I ALWAYS have "'SHIT'-to-DO 'on my MIND'"

Even WITH a "Traumatic Brain-Injury", I HAFTA--

CONSTANTLY--"TEST my MIND" as PRACTICE.  

(… USUALLY, I'm … CORRECT!  

… To my MANY "doubters": 

"EAT it!")



...

"At the END of your life, they say you regret the things you DID do MORE THAN those you didN'T."

… --Leonard, 'The Big Bang Theory'

(AUDIBLE-SIGH)
Another DAY = Another OPPORTUNITY to be AMAZING
(… 'Tis JUST what I DO!)

…

In HINDSIGHT I SINCERELY "regret"

-- traveling to Karate-class that UNFORTUNATE, REGRETTABLE, CATACLYSMIC, life-RUINING day!  (July 6, 2008)
-- playing FOOTBALL in my "high school"-wrestling room to warm up … for a dual-meet!  (… THAT was when I slid & TRAGICALLY-broke my RIGHT-forearm, … which required surgery … that was INEXCUSABLY-"BOTCHED", leaving my RIGHT-hand PERMANENTLY-"hand"icapped.)
-- occasionally being TOO SELF-absorbed during my previous ROMANTIC-relationship.  (… 'Tis the ONLY reason I can THINK-of to EXPLAIN my LONELINESS.)
-- Etc.

CONVERSELY, I also APOLOGETICALLY-"regret"

-- NOT-more energetically-QUESTIONING/-DOUBTING/-REFUSING my tire-"mechanic"!
(… He's a truth-WITHHOLDING "piece o' SHIT"!)
-- NOT being nicER/kindER to those who REALLY cared-FOR me!  
(… Now, I am/was never MEAN!  I could've just been MORE appreciative.)
-- NOT learning to be AMBI-dexterous!
(… It would be VERY DIFFERENT & INTERESTING … for my RECOVERY-process, IF I did NOT have a "GOOD"/PREFERRED side!) 
-- Etc.

(… "'HIND-sight' is 20-20.")

… REGRET: Action >> NON-Action

…
I attended the LATER (ADULTS') "MARTIAL ARTS"-class this morning/afternoon.  A buddy taught.  (… Actually, ALL 'Karateka' are my FRIENDS.  Just I am particularly-"CHUMMY" with THIS 'Sensei'.)
He demonstrated ONE of my Jujitsu-techniques to the class … took copies of eight OTHER techniques for HIM to practice AND teach.
((… What was ALSO REWARDING was when he told the class about how HE, Professor & three other WELL-RESPECTED 'Senseis' USED-to BEGRUDGINGLY- … yet EXCITEDLY-ENJOY our SMALL-group of TRAINING-partners!  He said that--no matter WHAT they did--I'd "ALWAYS have some WRESTLING-move to COUNTER ANYTHING (they) did"!  … NOICE!))

…
"It AIN'T about how HARD you HIT.  
It's about how hard you can GET-HIT & keep 'moving-FORWARD'.  It's how much you can 'TAKE' … & keep 'moving-FORWARD'.
THAT's how 'WINNING' is done."
(--Rocky Balboa, one of the 'Rocky'-films)




...

I "get by" ALRIGHT.

… (HEAVY, AUDIBLE grunt:) "MMM-HHHMMM."
(--Karl, 'Sling Blade')

"NeuroFit 360"-owner--to ME: "ARE ya WELL?"
My reply: 
(SARCASTIC--at FIRST, 'cuz I'm SURPRISED at the STUPIDITY, RIDICULOUSNESS & general  LACK-of COMMON-sense of the question)
"HHHMMM, well, I DO occasionally get FRUSTRATED, 'cuz my muscle-nerves FAIL-to PROPERLY-'process' 'messages' from my BRAIN in a TIMELY-manner.  … But, other than THAT, this facility 'has done WONDERS' for my FLEXIBILITY & RANGE-of-MOTION."

"SHITBALLZ!"
"NEW 'shit' has 'come-to-LIGHT'."(--The DUDE, ''The Big Lebowski')
My MAIN-nurse asked me this morning about the DAMAGE to my van.
(  : (  )
(… "W.T.F.?!")
APPARENTLY, my newEST employEE made QUITE-a-FEW ERRORS … of which he did NOT inform ME:
(… AUDIBLE-SIGH)
#1 Yesterday--as I was preparing-to LEAVE my house to go-TO Karate, he--for SOME-reason--decided to turn-ON my van (by remote-control) & OPEN the trunk from WAY-FAR away … in my HOUSE.  Well, the garage-door was still DOWN/SHUT.  So, the car-door scraped-HARD/-LOUDLY against the GARAGE-door.  I was already IN the garage.  So, I SAW this CATASTROPHE & YELLED, … AS it HAPPENED.  "HEEEYYY!"
(… Alas, … the damage was DONE.)
#2 Upon RETURNING-home from Karate, I wondered WHY he was just CASUALLY-easing my van INTO my garage, … AS my house-ALARM NOISILY "sounded-OFF".   He did NOT turn-OFF said "alarm" BEFORE opening the garage.
(… CLASSIC-mistake … of which he HAD-been WARNED & INSTRUCTED)
(… SIGH)
#3 I'm BLEEDING!  (… Well, I WAS.  I awoke this morning, doN'T remember WHAT I did/scratched & found my LEFT index-finger SOAKED/COVERED in MY RED-blood.)
#4 ANY/ALL incidents MUST/HAFTA BE written-down in "THE BOOK"!
#5 SMOKING!  APPARENTLY, he (FREQUENTLY) "INhales/EXhales 'cigarette-OUTPUT'".
#6 UNBEKNOWNST to ME, he OCCASIONALLY LEAVES the house … for extended-amounts of time!  (… LIKELY to smoke)
( … I UNDERSTAND that he's NEW.  But, come-ON!  
… After informing him--AGAIN--of MY/"his BOSS's" COMPLAINTS, he seemed UNDERSTANDING & APOLOGETIC.)
(… Giving him a "SECOND-chance", I interacted with him MUCH-BETTER today!
… YYYEEESSS!)


… I OMITTED the ABOVE (SIGH) INCIDENTS in my blog YESTERDAY, 'cuz 
1) AGAIN, he didN'T TELL ME just how SIGNIFICANT they WERE/ARE.
2) I am TRYING-to "give him the BENEFIT-of-the-doubt".

"The thing about SMART 'MOTHERFUCKERS' is
they sound like CRAZY 'MOTHERFUCKERS' to DUMB 'MOTHERFUCKERS'.
((--REVISED/EDITED for SLANG) by Albert Einstein))

…
I CONTINUED-to DISPLAY my IMPROVEMENTS in "SPEECH-Therapy"!  
I spoke--via MOUTH--A LOT!  (… I was "producing"--STRANGELY--only a SMALL-amount of SALIVA.  Thus, I could SPEAK … A LOT … & EAT very SAFELY, EASILY & … WELL.)
After I--almost FLAWLESSLY--ate TWO scrambled eggs, I went to "CELEBRATE" by EATING a homemade--by my MAIN-nurse--BROWNIE!  
(…. As I ATE, I was THINKIN': "I reckon I like them 'FRENCH FRIED pataters, MMM-HHHMMMMM."(--Karl, 'Sling Blade')
… UNFORTUNATELY, my SPEECH-Therapist "RUINED" my "CELEBRATORY-affairs" by BEATING-me in Scrabble … by a MERE-THREE points!
(… Regarding MY ALWAYS "keeping-SCORE", I COULD "PLAY with the NUMBERS"/CHEAT, since MY "HISTORY of 'SOUND' NUMERIC-CONTROL" has earned me MUCH well-DESERVED TRUST.  But, for ME:

INTEGRITY/CONSCIENCE >> COMPETITIVENESS.

…
This afternoon I watched two GREAT films:
'A Million Ways to Die in the West' (comedy)
& 'The Pursuit of HAPPYness' (DELIBERATELY spelled wrong)
(…. Watchin' these two MASTERPIECES put me in a JOVIAL, OPTIMISTIC mood, as I "prepared" for my workout.

… So, ANOTHER day, … ANOTHER GREAT-workout at "NeuroFit 360".
((… Well, TECHNICALLY, I'm ONLY exercisin' THERE … ~42.86% (3/7) of the DAYS of the WEEK.)) 
… Despite NOT-trusting my-OWN weight-shifting & pivoting through my LEGS/HIPS, I "threw CAUTION to the wind" by "WALKING" A LOT … using JUST ONE "cane"!

(… FANTASTIC-way to finish my "WORK" … for the DAY!)



...

"SUCCESS" … REQUIRES frequent-REPETITION of whatever it takes to "move yourself-FORWARD".

… WithOUT "REPETITION"this FAVORABLE-conclusion MAY/MIGHT have just resulted as a "product" of the "Law of Large Numbers".

…
'Tis a "Flow Chart":

THINK --> IDEA --> TRY --> DO --> REPEAT --> DO AGAIN --> … & AGAIN --> "LEARN from MISTAKES"/ADJUST --> KEEP-on DOING --> …
ULTIMATE SUCCESS  

(… "ACTIONS speak loudER than WORDS.")
(… In OTHER words, … NUMBERS  >  LETTERS)

…
"I just doN'T think I can LIVE in a world that 
treats APATHY like some kind of VIRTUE!"
(--Detective Somerset, 'Se7en')
Thus, I am TRYING-to "PRACTICE what I PREACH."

… 
TODAY "marked the FIRST 'working-ALONE'-day" for my newEST employe/caregiver did a VERY ACCEPTABLE/LEGITIMATE/REASONABLE job today!
(… YAY!)





…
I watched "Game 6 of the '92 Eastern Conference Finals this EARLY-afternoon.  As I admired Michael Jordan's UNMISTAKEABLE-DOMINANCE, I kinda ENVIED his PHENOMENAL-skills.
Despite MY GREAT, WELL-documented SUCCESS in MARTIAL ARTS, WRESTLING & "European-'futbol', it would've been NICE to EXCEL at a more-POPULAR sport.


At Karate-class today, the KIDS were …
GREAT!
I chuckled & reminded 'em, before they SPARRED:

"REMEMBER: The EYES are the 'GROIN' of the head.

… PROTECT 'em!"

...

"I got a BIRD. … His name is RONNIE."

… (--Brucie, 'The Longest Yard')

I "slept-IN" … a TAD (… 'til 6:44 am).  PLUS, I BELIEVE I "called it (a BIT-of) 'an early night'.  So, I feel READY, ENERGIZED & just BETTER this morning!

Regarding my "WALKING" this morning, I agree with Denver Broncos (football) Defensive End--Kenney Anunike, who's rehabbing/returning-from RECENT right-knee surgery … in mid-August:
''Zero pain. That's a huge indicator,'' he said, ''because if you 

have pain, obviously something's wrong. I had no pain. I was 

going out there and felt fast, I felt strong, I felt powerful.''
(… When a problem/"HURDLE" arises, I … ADAPT.)

… 
"If my SUPERPOWER were 'arrogance', my name would be 
'Captain Arr-O-ganto'."
(--Sheldon, 'The Big Bang Theory')


SURPRISINGLY, I am NOT--CURRENTLY--hungry.
(… PROBABLY 'cuz I FEEL as if "I am DUE … to "give-BIRTH" … rectally … to a "Fecal-Frenzy"/"Excretory-Enigma"/"Poop-Party".)
But, when I DO feel "gastronomically-DEPRIVED", I utter

"CAN o' CORN!  Can o' corn, and I'll be fine."
(--Brucie, 'The Longest Yard')

IF I get-into my wheelchair too-QUICKLY/-AWKWARDLY, I MAY sit-UPON my TESTICLES.  (… UUUNNNGGGHHH!)
(… FEMALES, in THIS case, y'all are LUCKY to NOT-have EX-ternal genitalia!  'Tis as if I were REPEATEDLY, POWERFULLY  … PUNCHED … in my LOWER-abdomen.  … OOOUUUCCCHHH!)
(… According to Cheeseburger Eddy of 'The Longest Yard', 
"You've gotta ALWAYS-PROTECT 'the McNuggets'!"


This evening I rang for MY Caregiver, 'cuz I REALLY HAD-to 

urinate.  Thus, I was--INTERNALLY/URGENTLY--yelling at 

MYSELF: 

"Run, FORREST, RUN!"

(--Caretaker's imitating/MOCKING of Forrest Gump, 'The 

Longest Yard')



My housemate CHUCKLES, as he PONDERS people's IGNORANCE about how my "Traumatic Brain-Injury" is MAINLY a PHYSICAL-handicap, & says TO ME:
"You're as MANIACAL as a box of KITTENS."
(--Paul Crewe, 'The Longest Yard')
ME: "'My Spider-sense detects' A BIT of SARCASM.  … NOT funny!  … To make you feel BETTER, Ha ha HA, how 'bout a 'MANIACAL' pillow-fight tonight?!"
(--Paul Crewe, 'The L.Y.')






P.S. (WARNING!)  I JUST--at ~7:15 pm EDT-- "let-LOOSE" 

my "HANDSOME", "STUDLY" "Fecal-Friend".

WHEW!

Not-ONLY was my EXCRETORY-matter "LARGE", but 'twas 

"SOLID".  So, my Digestive System is FINALLY STARTIN' to 

"process" CORRECTLY.

YAY!

… I ONLY needed ~83.5 hours in-BETWEEN my "excretory-

EXPULSIONS" to PROPERLY-"shape"/-"form"/-digest my 

"WORK"/-"FOOD"/formula.

"GOOD-work takes TIME."

(… AAAHHH, SARCASTIC hyperbole … & SELF-

deprecation!)

… "'SHAME' is OVER-rated … like 'KETCHUP'."

(--'Two Broke Girls')


P.P.S. My housemate was SALUTATORIAN to MY 

VALEDICTORIAN-SHIP.  Ergo, the WISDOM 

accumulated/gathered/"concentrated" in MY household is … 

"MIND-BOGGLING".




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