ALAS! "Money (DEFINITELY) does (NOT) buy HAPPINESS."

…
(Upon visiting my house, a buddy remarked:)
"WHOA!  I've always wanted to live here.
I always thought a CELEBRITY--like Clay Aiken--lived here."
(--'The Benchwarmers')

… Yes, my FANTASTIC Legal-team judiciously/RIGHTFULLY "won me" "a BUTT-load"(--'2getHER') … of MONEY.  
… HOWEVER, they did/could NOT get me NEW, WORKING LEGS.
Thus, DESPONDENT-A.J. MUST do the "WORK" to RE-establish his PREVIOUS AMAZING LEG-strength … him-SELF!
(… A.J. likes to refer-to HIMSELF in third-person … to APPEAR more OBJECTIVE.)

…
"Well, we're all pretty-BIZARRE.  Just, some-of-us are better at HIDING-it.  That's all."
((--Andy the wrestler ("an ATHLETE"), 'The Breakfast Club')… "EACH ONE of us (ESPECIALLY ME) is 
a PRINCESS (How's my HAIR?!),
an ATHLETE, 
a BRAIN,
a BASKET-CASE, 
a CRIMINAL." 
… "You see us (the COLLECTIVE "we") as however you want to see us."
(--Brian--"the BRAIN"))


...
"You know MY motto:
'CHOs BEFORE HOs'.  
… 'CHos' are 'CHORES'."
(--NEW Captain, 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine')

(… MUCH to MY chagrin, I MUST "conduct" MY household- & business-RESPONSIBILITIES BEFORE "tackling my ROMANTIC-desires.)
(… AUDIBLE SIGH)


"The ETERNAL-mystery of the world is 
… its 'COMPREHENSIBILITY'." 
(--Albert Einstein) 
(… ENJOY Mr. Einstein's DELIBERATE IRONY/REDUNDANCY!)
… NOBODY will EVER COMPLETELY-understand WHY/HOW I--a "T.B.I."-victim--am ALIVE … & STILL PROGRESSING … OVER SEVEN YEARS after my death-DEFYING incident!)


So, today I went-in for a podiatry-checkup.  
((… RELAX!  During my time/stay in "HELL", 
(… Read as "Florida Institute of Neurologic Rehabilitation".) (… UGH!  A "chill just went down my spine".)
numerous DIFFERENT "IMBECILES"/"RUDE, INCONSIDERATE workers would--VIOLENTLY/"BLINDLY" step-ON my toes … of BOTH feet!
… WHO has the BRAIN-injury?!)



My "SPEECH-Therapist" complimented my CONTINUOUSLY-IMPROVING "LINGUAL-movement".
(… "LINGUAL" = "Of or pertaining to the TONGUE")
I ATE--via MOUTH--two scrambled eggs.
(… I EAT AT LEAST THREE-times per week.  … "PRACTICE makes--CLOSE-to--PERFECT.")
(… "THAT's what SHE said!")


I--ONLY--exercised at my gym for ~40 minutes--per my nurse's ORDERS, 'cuz I've been experiencing LEGITIMATE, "ON-OFF" PAIN in my LEFT, SURGICALLY-repaired HIP.
(… HONESTLY, 'twas NOT-really "EXERCISING".  I just STRETCHED … BOTH hips.)



P.S. MOST of the movies I quote are on TV--AT THE TIME of my "blogging".  So, I'm not COMPLETELY-"RANDOM".
(… The KEY-wordS are "MOST", "COMPLETELY" & "RANDOM".)
… The OTHER-quotes I just REMEMBER, … cuz MY mind's QUITE … WEIRD .  I have a VERY-SELECTIVE & -"SPOTTY" memory.


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