(--Karl, 'Sling Blade')
"NeuroFit 360"-owner--to ME: "ARE ya WELL?"
My reply:
(SARCASTIC--at FIRST, 'cuz I'm SURPRISED at the STUPIDITY, RIDICULOUSNESS & general LACK-of COMMON-sense of the question)
"HHHMMM, well, I DO occasionally get FRUSTRATED, 'cuz my muscle-nerves FAIL-to PROPERLY-'process' 'messages' from my BRAIN in a TIMELY-manner. … But, other than THAT, this facility 'has done WONDERS' for my FLEXIBILITY & RANGE-of-MOTION."
"SHITBALLZ!"
"NEW 'shit' has 'come-to-LIGHT'."(--The DUDE, ''The Big Lebowski')
My MAIN-nurse asked me this morning about the DAMAGE to my van.
( : ( )
(… "W.T.F.?!")
APPARENTLY, my newEST employEE made QUITE-a-FEW ERRORS … of which he did NOT inform ME:
(… AUDIBLE-SIGH)
#1 Yesterday--as I was preparing-to LEAVE my house to go-TO Karate, he--for SOME-reason--decided to turn-ON my van (by remote-control) & OPEN the trunk from WAY-FAR away … in my HOUSE. Well, the garage-door was still DOWN/SHUT. So, the car-door scraped-HARD/-LOUDLY against the GARAGE-door. I was already IN the garage. So, I SAW this CATASTROPHE & YELLED, … AS it HAPPENED. "HEEEYYY!"
(… Alas, … the damage was DONE.)
#2 Upon RETURNING-home from Karate, I wondered WHY he was just CASUALLY-easing my van INTO my garage, … AS my house-ALARM NOISILY "sounded-OFF". He did NOT turn-OFF said "alarm" BEFORE opening the garage.
(… CLASSIC-mistake … of which he HAD-been WARNED & INSTRUCTED)
(… SIGH)
#3 I'm BLEEDING! (… Well, I WAS. I awoke this morning, doN'T remember WHAT I did/scratched & found my LEFT index-finger SOAKED/COVERED in MY RED-blood.)
#4 ANY/ALL incidents MUST/HAFTA BE written-down in "THE BOOK"!
#5 SMOKING! APPARENTLY, he (FREQUENTLY) "INhales/EXhales 'cigarette-OUTPUT'".
#6 UNBEKNOWNST to ME, he OCCASIONALLY LEAVES the house … for extended-amounts of time! (… LIKELY to smoke)
( … I UNDERSTAND that he's NEW. But, come-ON!
… After informing him--AGAIN--of MY/"his BOSS's" COMPLAINTS, he seemed UNDERSTANDING & APOLOGETIC.)
(… Giving him a "SECOND-chance", I interacted with him MUCH-BETTER today!
… YYYEEESSS!)
… I OMITTED the ABOVE (SIGH) INCIDENTS in my blog YESTERDAY, 'cuz
1) AGAIN, he didN'T TELL ME just how SIGNIFICANT they WERE/ARE.
2) I am TRYING-to "give him the BENEFIT-of-the-doubt".
"The thing about SMART 'MOTHERFUCKERS' is
they sound like CRAZY 'MOTHERFUCKERS' to DUMB 'MOTHERFUCKERS'.
((--REVISED/EDITED for SLANG) by Albert Einstein))
…
I CONTINUED-to DISPLAY my IMPROVEMENTS in "SPEECH-Therapy"!
I spoke--via MOUTH--A LOT! (… I was "producing"--STRANGELY--only a SMALL-amount of SALIVA. Thus, I could SPEAK … A LOT … & EAT very SAFELY, EASILY & … WELL.)
After I--almost FLAWLESSLY--ate TWO scrambled eggs, I went to "CELEBRATE" by EATING a homemade--by my MAIN-nurse--BROWNIE!
(…. As I ATE, I was THINKIN': "I reckon I like them 'FRENCH FRIED pataters, MMM-HHHMMMMM."(--Karl, 'Sling Blade')
… UNFORTUNATELY, my SPEECH-Therapist "RUINED" my "CELEBRATORY-affairs" by BEATING-me in Scrabble … by a MERE-THREE points!
(… Regarding MY ALWAYS "keeping-SCORE", I COULD "PLAY with the NUMBERS"/CHEAT, since MY "HISTORY of 'SOUND' NUMERIC-CONTROL" has earned me MUCH well-DESERVED TRUST. But, for ME:
INTEGRITY/CONSCIENCE >> COMPETITIVENESS.
…
This afternoon I watched two GREAT films:
'A Million Ways to Die in the West' (comedy)
& 'The Pursuit of HAPPYness' (DELIBERATELY spelled wrong)
(…. Watchin' these two MASTERPIECES put me in a JOVIAL, OPTIMISTIC mood, as I "prepared" for my workout.
… So, ANOTHER day, … ANOTHER GREAT-workout at "NeuroFit 360".
((… Well, TECHNICALLY, I'm ONLY exercisin' THERE … ~42.86% (3/7) of the DAYS of the WEEK.))
… Despite NOT-trusting my-OWN weight-shifting & pivoting through my LEGS/HIPS, I "threw CAUTION to the wind" by "WALKING" A LOT … using JUST ONE "cane"!
(… FANTASTIC-way to finish my "WORK" … for the DAY!)
...
My reply:
(SARCASTIC--at FIRST, 'cuz I'm SURPRISED at the STUPIDITY, RIDICULOUSNESS & general LACK-of COMMON-sense of the question)
"HHHMMM, well, I DO occasionally get FRUSTRATED, 'cuz my muscle-nerves FAIL-to PROPERLY-'process' 'messages' from my BRAIN in a TIMELY-manner. … But, other than THAT, this facility 'has done WONDERS' for my FLEXIBILITY & RANGE-of-MOTION."
"SHITBALLZ!"
"NEW 'shit' has 'come-to-LIGHT'."(--The DUDE, ''The Big Lebowski')
My MAIN-nurse asked me this morning about the DAMAGE to my van.
( : ( )
(… "W.T.F.?!")
APPARENTLY, my newEST employEE made QUITE-a-FEW ERRORS … of which he did NOT inform ME:
(… AUDIBLE-SIGH)
#1 Yesterday--as I was preparing-to LEAVE my house to go-TO Karate, he--for SOME-reason--decided to turn-ON my van (by remote-control) & OPEN the trunk from WAY-FAR away … in my HOUSE. Well, the garage-door was still DOWN/SHUT. So, the car-door scraped-HARD/-LOUDLY against the GARAGE-door. I was already IN the garage. So, I SAW this CATASTROPHE & YELLED, … AS it HAPPENED. "HEEEYYY!"
(… Alas, … the damage was DONE.)
#2 Upon RETURNING-home from Karate, I wondered WHY he was just CASUALLY-easing my van INTO my garage, … AS my house-ALARM NOISILY "sounded-OFF". He did NOT turn-OFF said "alarm" BEFORE opening the garage.
(… CLASSIC-mistake … of which he HAD-been WARNED & INSTRUCTED)
(… SIGH)
#3 I'm BLEEDING! (… Well, I WAS. I awoke this morning, doN'T remember WHAT I did/scratched & found my LEFT index-finger SOAKED/COVERED in MY RED-blood.)
#4 ANY/ALL incidents MUST/HAFTA BE written-down in "THE BOOK"!
#5 SMOKING! APPARENTLY, he (FREQUENTLY) "INhales/EXhales 'cigarette-OUTPUT'".
#6 UNBEKNOWNST to ME, he OCCASIONALLY LEAVES the house … for extended-amounts of time! (… LIKELY to smoke)
( … I UNDERSTAND that he's NEW. But, come-ON!
… After informing him--AGAIN--of MY/"his BOSS's" COMPLAINTS, he seemed UNDERSTANDING & APOLOGETIC.)
(… Giving him a "SECOND-chance", I interacted with him MUCH-BETTER today!
… YYYEEESSS!)
… I OMITTED the ABOVE (SIGH) INCIDENTS in my blog YESTERDAY, 'cuz
1) AGAIN, he didN'T TELL ME just how SIGNIFICANT they WERE/ARE.
2) I am TRYING-to "give him the BENEFIT-of-the-doubt".
"The thing about SMART 'MOTHERFUCKERS' is
they sound like CRAZY 'MOTHERFUCKERS' to DUMB 'MOTHERFUCKERS'.
((--REVISED/EDITED for SLANG) by Albert Einstein))
…
I CONTINUED-to DISPLAY my IMPROVEMENTS in "SPEECH-Therapy"!
I spoke--via MOUTH--A LOT! (… I was "producing"--STRANGELY--only a SMALL-amount of SALIVA. Thus, I could SPEAK … A LOT … & EAT very SAFELY, EASILY & … WELL.)
After I--almost FLAWLESSLY--ate TWO scrambled eggs, I went to "CELEBRATE" by EATING a homemade--by my MAIN-nurse--BROWNIE!
(…. As I ATE, I was THINKIN': "I reckon I like them 'FRENCH FRIED pataters, MMM-HHHMMMMM."(--Karl, 'Sling Blade')
… UNFORTUNATELY, my SPEECH-Therapist "RUINED" my "CELEBRATORY-affairs" by BEATING-me in Scrabble … by a MERE-THREE points!
(… Regarding MY ALWAYS "keeping-SCORE", I COULD "PLAY with the NUMBERS"/CHEAT, since MY "HISTORY of 'SOUND' NUMERIC-CONTROL" has earned me MUCH well-DESERVED TRUST. But, for ME:
INTEGRITY/CONSCIENCE >> COMPETITIVENESS.
…
This afternoon I watched two GREAT films:
'A Million Ways to Die in the West' (comedy)
& 'The Pursuit of HAPPYness' (DELIBERATELY spelled wrong)
(…. Watchin' these two MASTERPIECES put me in a JOVIAL, OPTIMISTIC mood, as I "prepared" for my workout.
… So, ANOTHER day, … ANOTHER GREAT-workout at "NeuroFit 360".
((… Well, TECHNICALLY, I'm ONLY exercisin' THERE … ~42.86% (3/7) of the DAYS of the WEEK.))
… Despite NOT-trusting my-OWN weight-shifting & pivoting through my LEGS/HIPS, I "threw CAUTION to the wind" by "WALKING" A LOT … using JUST ONE "cane"!
(… FANTASTIC-way to finish my "WORK" … for the DAY!)
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