"W.T.F.?1"

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"Nature called" at
2:56 am EDT.
So, I arose from my slumber & "rang my buzzer" for my (NEW) caregiver … to serve as my "SPOTTER" as I "WALKED" 'a mi juan' to, … uh, … "DRAIN the MAIN VEIN"/URINATE.
I waited for his verbal-acknowledgement of "my summoning".

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(No response.)

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I rang again.

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(SILENCE)

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I rang 16 MORE times, EACH followed-by a LONG-PAUSE of mine to LISTEN-for a RESPONSE.

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(Still NOTHING)

Thus, I--FRUSTRATING--called MY house-# via telephone.

But, (AUDIBLE-SIGH) THAT did NOT work.

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(SIGH) So, I SCREAMED!

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(Nothin')

I KEPT SCREAMING!

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FINALLY!  After 17 DISTINCT, LOUD buzzer-rings & nine LOUD-yells, he came-to me--his BOSS.
Ergo, I "WALKED" to go "RELIEVE-myself" … of "URINARY-tension/-pressure/-buildup".  AFTER returning to my bed--following my--EVENTUAL--"Time-consuming, Tumultuous Toilet-Trek" (… "Alliteration aside."), I "gave him a STERN talking-to" about
BETTER-listening, verbal-acknowledgement of calls, his "DEAFENING-SNORING" & his LOUD television.
(… I "FROWN on that".)
RATHER-than straight-up FIRING him there, (I was PISSED!) I explained to him his RESPONSIBILITIES & "gave him ANOTHER chance".
(HOPEFULLY, I am NOT "TOO nice"!)


P.S. After "INSPECTING the COLOR of my URINE", I'd VENTURE to say that
I do … NOT have a "Urinary Tract Infection".
(WHEW!)









P.P.S. As UPSET as I WAS at my NEW employEE's LACK-of ATTENTION, he DID just give me a HEARTFELT-apology of CARE & CONCERN.
So, I'll give him another chance.





MORAL
EVERYONE F---S-up SOME TIME!
(SIGH)
It's INEVITABLE.



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